Introduction
Well, howdy, dear reader. It's about
time for another entry, the 118th, in the Life
(such as it is)—or was recently—Topic Section. The focus
is on the first twelve days of this month, September 2026.
At the end of each month, I turn the
page of my desk calendar to the next month, which appears as a blank
canvas. Daily, I paint the canvas with handwritten notes about the
highlights of each day.
What a canvas I have painted so far
this month! Hang on, dear reader. The first twelve days of this
month have been eventful.
Tuesday, September 1,
through Saturday, September 5
The first of September welcomed the
first day of meteorological fall, but it didn't feel like fall.
About an hour after I published that
day's article—about the oldest hiker to complete the
Appalachian Trail—the temperature on the shaded front porch
thermometer reached 100 degrees Fahrenheit. For the next three days,
the late afternoon highs reached 100 or 101 degrees. Thankfully, the
high on Saturday, the 5th, was a “cool and crisp” 98 degrees.
Yes, I'm joking.
Not only has it been hot, it has
also been dry. Prior to the intermittent rainfall on Saturday,
the 12th, the last rain fell over three weeks before on Thursday,
August 20, from 8 to 9 AM. Last month, we received enough rain for
excellent fall colors. Now, I doubt the leaves will be very brilliant
next month unless it rains more this month. Further, I really need to
scratch the itch to begin my fall, winter, and spring hiking season,
but it's been too hot and dry.
Around 5 PM on Wednesday, September
2, my cellphone received a text and voicemail from what I thought was
a scammer. The next morning,
Thursday, after shop vacuuming the basement in anticipation of our
monthly pest control spraying that afternoon, I called our
local bank. Those contact attempts were the bank's legitimate efforts
to reach me. You see, late in the afternoon on Saturday, 8/29, my
wife and I dined out at the Inskip
Grill with her two younger sisters. I paid at the table using my
debit card, like checking out at a store. Apparently, the card reader
was hacked. A scammer stole my debit card information and tried to
use it for a purchase. So, after getting an oil change for our 2012
Nissan Sentra at Miller
Brothers Auto Repair, my 2006 Nissan Frontier took me to the bank
to get a new debit card. It was an interesting way to remember the
wedding anniversary of my deceased parents. They were married on
Thursday, 9/3/1959. I was born a little over ten months later.
The next day, Friday, I realized that T
& C Lawn Service (Whitesburg, Tennessee) had turned over the
mowing job at the homeplace in Hawkins County to N & H Lawn Care
(Rogersville). Without notice, the day before, I received the first
bill from N & H Lawn Care. My calls on Friday, September 4, to
both lawn services figured out what had happened. T & C Lawn
Service forgot to let me know they had given up the yard, after 14
years of mowing service, and to recommend another mowing service.
Thus, on the 125th anniversary of my maternal grandfather's birth
on Wednesday, September 4, 1901, I agreed after the fact to the
homeplace's new mowing service.
Saturday, the 5th, was the
much-awaited start of the college football season! Preseason
polls ranked the Georgia Bulldogs #3 in both polls. The Tennessee
Volunteers ranked #20 in the Associated Press (AP) poll and #18 in
the Coaches poll. In the morning, I temporarily took down my
Appalachian Irishman yard flag and put up for football season our
Georgia and Tennessee yard flags. The article
from 9/26/2025 about the flags includes their photograph. We are
a house divided during college football season. Both teams played
“cupcakes.” At 3 PM, Georgia began to pick apart Tennessee State
University. The final score was 63 to 3. Tennessee, starting 30
minutes later, likewise destroyed Furman University, 56 to 9.
Before the football games started,
my wife, her sister (closest in age to her), our niece (her sister's
daughter), two cousin-in-laws, and I sat down for a soup bean meal
around 2 PM at my wife's homeplace. It was an early celebration of
Labor Day and a soup bean kickoff for college football. The
gas-passing ceremonies, which followed, were observed privately.
Having eaten my noon meal at the “scriptural” time (between 12
and 1 PM), I wasn't hungry for soup beans and cornbread at 2 PM.
Well, I nibbled on a slice of cornbread. My wife, however, brought
leftover soup beans and cornbread for my supper. I hope a new Labor
Day tradition of eating soup beans and cornbread at 2 PM isn't
starting.
Sunday, September 6,
through Saturday, September 12
Sunday, the 6th, was a typical day of
worship and relaxation. For the second day in a row, the high reached
a “cool and crisp” 98 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, I'm still
joking.
As mentioned previously, my wife's side
of the family and I celebrated Labor Day two days early on Saturday.
On Labor Day Monday, the 7th, my sister-in-law, who lives nearby,
labored by drinking the medication to prepare for her next-day
“roto-rooter” outpatient procedure. Remember, what goes in
must come out. My wife spent the night with her sister and took her
for the outpatient “roto-rooter” the next day. Both sisters
survived. Unfortunately, it brought back memories of my Valentine's
Day 2023 “roto-rooter,” as unloaded in my 2/15/2023
article.
Wednesday, 9/9
The day needs a separate subsection.
What is the following photograph?
Wednesday, 9/9/2026, 3:13
PM, photograph by M. Fearghail.
It shows the right side-view mirror (or
what's left of it) on our 2012 Nissan Sentra. The car was parked in
the garage. The white back cover is also missing.
What happened? Never drive to
Kohl's to buy a new purse! My wife, the “long-suffering” Mrs.
Appalachian Irishman, was on her way to buy a new purse at the nearby
Kohl's. The three purses she has, it seems, are insufficient in
either size or condition to hold her billfold, “semi-intelligent”
phone, two pair of glasses, car keys, and knickknacks (or whatever
else).
As she approached the Union Baptist
Church building on Washington Pike, she heard a thud and saw the
side-view mirror fall off the car. It landed in the ditch beside
the road. Instead of continuing her purse-hunting adventure, she
returned home. Amazed, I asked if something had hit the mirror or if
she hit something with it. Nope. It simply committed suicide by
falling off!
After searching online for a
replacement part, I realized that I would have to paint a new back
cover white to match the car's color. Wisely, I decided to call the
nearby Miller
Brothers Auto Repair.
They could get replacement parts for about the same cost that I
could, but they have "the right stuff" to blend in white
paint on the back cover. After driving in my 2006 Nissan Frontier to
pay for the parts, which will be ordered, I
drove to the mirror suicide location but didn't find the remains.
(I was going to give the corpse a proper burial.)
Once
Miller Brothers Auto Repair receives the replacement part and has it
painted, they will call to arrange a day and time to install the new
mirror.
Remember,
don't drive alone to Kohl's to buy a new purse. Your vehicle's right
side-view mirror might commit suicide by falling off!
Thursday
and Friday
On
Thursday morning, the 10th, this Appalachian Irishman moved about 44
storage boxes from beside the basement stairwell a few feet back to
the back basement wall. I also moved a storage shelf away from the
other side of the stairwell and closer to the basement windows.
Afterward, I shop-vacuumed the entire basement. Why did I do all
that?
The next day, Friday, marked 25
years since the terrorist attacks on Tuesday, 9/11/2001. We
remembered and watched some live coverage of memorial events. My
previous statements about the fateful day are found in my articles
from 9/13/2020
and 9/12/2021.
My previous day's work in the basement
anticipated Friday's installment of insulation around the basement
stairwell. Yes, on Friday, 9/11/2026, three workers from CFI
Insulation came and installed batt insulation around the basement
stairwell. They arrived around 8:40 AM and were done at about 10 AM.
Why did we have the work done? Why didn't we do it ourselves?
During the house construction phase in
2003, the basement stairwell was not insulated. On a subfreezing
winter day, with windows and doors secured tightly and four vents
blowing warm air into the basement, the basement temperature holds to
the upper 40s to low 50s Fahrenheit, which is comfortable for an
unfinished basement. Walking down the steps to the basement door,
however, we feel the chill coming through the uninsulated sheetrock.
We needed to insulate the area to hold the heat. A relatively easy
job, we could have done it ourselves, but my wife and I knew the
aggravations that we would have. We decided to hire the work done,
avoid the annoyance, and keep peace between us.
Saturday, 9/12
On Saturday, the 12th,
college football games were wrapped around my wife's high school
reunion. Forty-five years ago, the still
youthfully vibrant Mrs. Appalachian Irishman graduated from Central
High School in McMinn County, Tennessee. The class of 1981
celebrated in a banquet room at Chesapeake's
on Parkside Drive in west Knoxville from 6 to 9 PM.
The Georgia Bulldogs'
trouncing of Western Kentucky University started at 12:45 PM. Another
“preseason scrimmage game,” Georgia won, 70-20. I watched the
game before the reunion. The Tennessee at
Georgia Tech game, however, started at 7 PM, during the reunion.
Thankfully, someone switched the television in the banquet room to
the game. While attendees talked and dined on buffet items, those
interested could keep an eye on the game. Back home around 9 PM, we
watched the last part of the game from the comfort of our living
room. Tennessee swatted the Yellow Jackets, 45-24.
My 2006 Frontier delivered my wife
and me to the reunion location just before the 6 PM start. A best
friend from high school had found my
Facebook profile, reached out to me, and asked my wife to call
her. That was how we learned about the reunion.
What all went on at the reunion?
Perhaps Mrs. Appalachian Irishman will grace us with a future article
including photographs. She enjoyed becoming reacquainted with high
school friends. I hope at least two or three keep in touch with her.
What did I do? I played the role of the gentlemanly husband
while interjecting witticisms. Well, I did make a mild protest when
the musical playlist played a tune from the Bee Gees! Gratefully, the
musical selections included several truly classic rock songs from the
late 1970s and early 1980s. Remember, disco is dead! Long live
classic rock!
So, dear wife, will you publish an
article about your class of 1981 high school reunion? Will you
include a few photographs? Let's wait and see, folks!
Conclusion
The first twelve days of my September
2026 desk calendar are no longer a blank canvas. Handwritten notes
for each day have painted an interesting picture of life, such as it
was, on those days.
Who says retirement is boring? It only
is if you let it be. Get out. Be active. Enjoy life. Do what you wish
you could have done during your working years. Most importantly, find
ways to use your God-given talents in service to the kingdom of
Christ. Live your life in service to God, family, and country. You
will live well, and you will transition well from death to
everlasting life when it is your time.
Are you working on that article yet,
dear? Your first
and only article so far, a good one, was published over four
years ago.