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Monday, October 21, 2024

House Mountain Hike #193, 10-14-2024: Happy Birthday, Lilliana! (published 10-21-2024; article #496)

Introduction

Whose birthday was last Monday? What did I do last Monday? Whose birthday is today? Why am I not hiking today? When was my next to most recent hike on House Mountain? This 69th entry in the hiking topic section answers those questions!

Answering the last question, my next to most recent House Mountain hike (#192) was earlier this month on Wednesday, the 9th. That day, our “adopted” great niece, Addy, turned 15! The audiovisual episode aired that day. The two-part series of articles was published last Friday and Saturday.

Whose birthday was last Monday, the 14th? Our niece, Lilliana, turned 15 that day! What did I do last Monday? I hiked House Mountain for the 193rd time!

Happy Birthday, Lilliana!

These written birthday greetings are a week late. On the 14th, my audiovisual birthday wishes were right on time and were recorded on the upper-middle bluff of House Mountain!

Appalachian Irishman – Podcasts (YouTube) includes two entries. The panoramic view on the original, “House Mt. Hike 193: Happy Birthday, Lilliana! (published 10-14-2024; episode 30),” was too narrow. The next day, I expanded the panoramic view to make it look better. See “House Mt. Hike 193: Happy Birthday, Lilliana! (published 10-14-2024; episode 30; updated 10-15-2024).”

The description to both entries states, “Happy birthday, Lilliana! House Mountain hike 193 is on your fifteenth birthday today! My wife and I love you, and we are very proud of you. You are a fine Christian young lady. Listen to the challenge in this episode! When are your parents, your sister, and you going to come down this way, to hike House Mountain with me?”

The challenge is on! Of course, my wife and I could drive up that way to hike Laurel Run Park with Lilliana, her sister, and her parents. What do you say, Lilliana?

House Mountain Hike #193

Last Monday, the 14th, the weather was clear, sunny, and windy. The morning low of 52 degrees Fahrenheit warmed to a high of 65 degrees. The cool breeze kept me from sweating too much. From 1:23 to 4:39 PM, three hours and sixteen minutes in the woods were better than not having been there!

Last Saturday's article focused on the newly fallen trees. More were on the west trail. For this hike, I chose to hike up the east trail, where not as many fallen trees blocked the trail. I took the following two photographs at the upper-middle bluff, before recording Lilliana's audiovisual birthday greetings. At 3:08 PM, I took the first photograph.

The view looks north. The American flag, mentioned in last Saturday's article, is visible in the lower left of the image.

A minute later, after walking east to the large rock formation, I took the following photograph.

The view looks southwest. The west bluff is visible in the distance. I saw a hawk circling, but I couldn't catch a photograph of him. Leaves are beginning to change. The cool breeze felt refreshing.

Hiking back and out on the same east trail, I stopped below the second switchback going down (or fifth hiking up) to place a long and fallen tree trunk across the top of a cutback that disrespectful hikers had made. I piled nearby fallen branches around the tree trunk. I hope that dissuades hikers from making that cutback worse.

At 4:39 PM, I touched the marker near the covered picnic table to end my hike. Five minutes later, I photographed my sturdy 2006 Frontier. He likes to have his photograph taken.

My trusty canteen and Mike's “Delta Saloon Suicide Table” cap are on the side-view mirror. The 8/5/2023 short story mentions my “adopted” brother-in-law's cap.

Conclusion

Whose birthday is today? My youngest brother attained the young age of 51 today! His wife and he are the parents of Lilliana and her older sister. I'll call him after publishing this article.

Why am I not hiking today? Aside from chores around the house and spending time with Molly, our ol' puppy, outside, I had to publish this article! The weather has been clear and sunny all day. The mountains are calling me. Do I hike tomorrow?

Saturday, October 19, 2024

House Mountain Hike #192, 10-9-2024, Part 2: Fallen Trees Caused by Hurricane Helene (published 10-19-2024; article #495)

Introduction

On Wednesday, October 9, 2024, I hiked House Mountain for the 192nd time. Yesterday, part one of this two-part series focused on birthday greetings to our beloved and “adopted” great niece, Addy. It includes my audiovisual birthday wishes to her from the upper-middle bluff on her 15th birthday.

This part two, the 68th entry in the hiking topic section, concentrates on the fallen trees along the trails, caused by the remnants of Hurricane Helene. Twenty photographs are included. I counted at least 19 freshly fallen trees that were blocking three trails.

The weather was clear and sunny. The sky was brilliant blue. The morning low of 46 degrees Fahrenheit quickly warmed to about 78 degrees. I sweated enough. From 12:19 PM to 4:04 PM, three hours and forty-five minutes in the woods was better than not having been there, despite negotiating over, under, and around fallen trees!

Remnants of Hurricane Helene's Effects on House Mountain

Hurricane Helene struck the western coast of Florida on Thursday, September 26. Turning inland, remnants of the tropical cyclone ravaged swaths of Georgia, South Carolina, western North Carolina, northeastern Tennessee, and southwestern Virginia. Closest nearby, Newport in Cocke County, Tennessee, was devastated. Farther east, Asheville, North Carolina, was hit hard. Small towns and rural communities were destroyed or isolated. Sections of Interstate 40 and 26 were destroyed. Flood water swept away homes, businesses, roads, train tracks, and bridges. Livestock drowned. People perished.

Volumes of online resources chronicle the historic devastation. For this article, I selected two. The first is “ETSU experts explain Helene’s impact on Appalachia,” East Tennessee State University (ETSU), by O.J. Early, 10/8/2024. The other is “Rising with Hope: Appalachia After Hurricane Helene: On September 27, 2024, Hurricane Helene brought devastation to the Appalachian Mountains.” ETSU, by Dr. Andrew Joyner. The latter is an ongoing series of audiovisual episodes about the devastation of and recovery from Hurricane Helene in southern Appalachia. These are good sources; however, I disagree with their implicit allegations that so-called man-made global climate change caused the calamity. That humans are behind the so-named global climate change chicanery is scientifically false and politically propagandized.

Join me on a virtual hike, as we explore the fallen trees along the trails. House Mountain is only one area that was damaged by the remnants of Hurricane Helene.

Up the West Trail

At 12:19 PM, I started hiking the west trail to the west bluff. Touching the marker near the covered picnic area marked the time.

The first photograph below, taken at 12:31 PM, shows the first fallen tree or trees that blocked the trail leading to the third lower switchback. The view looks northwest. The wooden fence posts were still standing, but the wooden rails were down. I could see one fallen tree. There could have been more.

A minute later, standing at the same spot, I turned east to take the second photograph below. It shows the fourth and final lower switchback still above me. On hands and feet, I climbed up a few yards to reach the trail again. I didn't see any damage at the fourth lower switchback.

Still hiking up and west at the southern base of House Mountain, I photographed the following at 12:37 PM:

The marker shows 0.25 of a mile hiked so far. The trail up to the west bluff or overlook is claimed to be 0.8 of a mile. Years ago, an old sign showed 1.0 miles exactly. The mountain did not shrink! Two trees looked to be freshly fallen across the trail.

Four minutes later, not much farther up the west trail, I took the fourth photograph. Leaning forward, I could walk under this fourth fallen tree.

Once I reached the first of the six upper switchbacks, I didn't see any trees down across the trail, until I arrived at the fourth upper switchback. Just below that switchback, I took the fifth photograph at 12:47 PM.

Two trees were down and blocking the trail. Another tree was down off the trail. The smaller tree was easy to step over. The once majestic tree had stood proudly and marked the switchback. I will miss that tree. Three minutes later, now above the huge fallen tree, I took the sixth photograph.

This is a better view, looking east, of the once mighty tree that had fallen. A young man and his mother were coming up the trail. I happened to catch him in the image.

At 12:53 PM, I took the following seventh photograph. The view looks southwest toward the fifth, or next to last, upper switchback.

Four trees were down. Two fell across the trail. Two others were suspended above the trail.

I took the eighth photograph below at 12:58 PM. The final or sixth upper switchback is above me. The view looks northwest. The one fallen tree was easy to step over.

At 1:04 PM, hiking the trail just below the ridge toward the west bluff, I photographed the one fallen tree below. I hunkered down to pass underneath it.

The rest of the trail under the ridge to the west bluff appeared undamaged. Hiking up the west trail, I saw several other freshly fallen trees, but they were off the trail.

The West Bluff

I reached the west bluff at 1:20 PM, slowed by photographing the fallen trees and navigating over, under, or around them. I met and conversed briefly with a couple of groups of hikers as well.

At 1:23 PM, at the west bluff, I took the tenth photograph below. The view looks southwest. No tree was down. The top of the tree trunk to the left in the image had snapped off years ago. New branches are still growing from the tree trunk near the center of the image.

Hiking East across the Ridge

From the west bluff, I continued hiking east along the ridge trail, heading to the upper-middle bluff. I found two fallen trees across the ridge trail. I took the eleventh and twelfth photographs below at 1:48 PM and 2:01 PM.

I stooped a little low to walk under this tree.

I stepped onto and over this tree.

Upper-Middle Bluff

Arriving at the upper-middle bluff, I enjoyed the magnificent views! No newly fallen trees were in the area. I took the following three photographs, numbers thirteen to fifteen, within five minutes from 2:12 to 2:17 PM. In the first, I was sitting on a rock in between the two large rock formations. The view looks northwest. Notice the recently placed American flag.

Climbing down to the flag, I took the next close-up photograph of the flag. Hand-painted on the big rock below the flag are the words, “Thank you. You're welcome.” I wonder who placed that flag and wrote on the rocks.

Turning around at the same spot, I photographed up to where I had sat to take the first photograph from this bluff.

Down and Out the East Trail

At 2:20 PM, leaving the upper-middle bluff, I started hiking back to and down the east trail. My descent was unhindered by fallen trees, as I continued down the seven switchbacks. On the lower and meandering trail, however, I saw the following five trees that were newly fallen. These are photographs sixteen through nineteen. I took them within four minutes, from 3:39 to 3:43 PM.

I had to bend low, moving on hands and feet, to cross under this tree. The view is southwest.

This once majestic tree will be missed. The view looks north. I had passed the tree and turned around to take the photograph.

I walked only a few yards farther, before stopping to photograph the above fallen tree. The image looks southwest.

Two trees were newly fallen at this location, only a few yards from the last image. I could bend under the first tree and step onto and over the second tree.

Conclusion

House Mountain is owned by the State of Tennessee and managed jointly by the state and the Knox County Parks and Recreation Department, under a lease agreement with the state. Both entities may already know about the fallen trees that need to be cleared along the trails. I may contact Knox County to see if they could use my help. I did clear several fallen tree branches during this hike. The photographs in this article may help the county understand where trees need to be cleared.

Where was my 2006 Nissan Frontier? He was parked in the shade. With 192,454.5 miles on the odometer, my truck runs as good as new, and he likes to take me hiking! Ending the hike, I touched the marker near the sheltered picnic area at 4:04 PM. The photograph below was taken three minutes later.

A future article will be about my 193rd hike on House Mountain on Columbus Day, which happened to be another dear family member's fifteenth birthday. I enjoyed hiking twice this month, as birthday gifts to two fine young Christian ladies, each of whom turned fifteen on the days that I hiked!

Friday, October 18, 2024

House Mountain Hike #192, 10-9-2024, Part 1: Happy Birthday, Addy! (published 10-18-2024; article #494)

Wednesday, 7/12/2023, 7:49 PM, photograph by someone nearby at Bootheel Youth Camp near Bloomfield, Missouri. From left to right are Addy, yours truly, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman, and my sister. Photograph included in the 8/5/2023 short story.

Introduction

Greetings, fellow hikers, and howdy to my “adopted family” in Missouri! Last week, on Wednesday, October 9, I hiked the nearby House Mountain for the 192nd time. Inspirations for the hike were the mountain was calling, and I had to go, and the weather. Most importantly, I was inspired to hike in commemoration of an important birthday that day!

In this two-part series, part two will focus on the fallen trees caused by Hurricane Helene. This part one, the 129th entry in the Family topic section, is a gift for our “adopted” great niece, Addy, who lives in Missouri with her mother, Lesli. Her birthday was on October 9.

Happy Birthday, Addy!

Her first and middle names are Addyson Wyles. Family and friends call her Addy Wyles or Addy. Last year, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I enjoyed meeting Addy at Bootheel Youth Camp. The 8/5/2023 short story, “Charleston, MO, Family Reunion & Mission Moscow Reunion,” includes our first time meeting at the church youth camp. Those are fond memories!

My most recent hike on House Mountain was on Thursday, May 30th, as the 6/1/2024 article recounts. I had hoped to start the fall, winter, and spring hiking season last month; however, various factors precluded hiking. As Addy's birthday approached, I thought that it would be fitting if I started my hiking season this year on her fifteenth birthday!

Addy Wyles, our dear great niece by “adoption,” the first hike this season was to honor you on your birthday! My wife and I are proud of you, and we love you. You are a fine Christian young lady. May God bless and guide your path as you continue to grow! Your future is an undiscovered country that we pray is blessed by God, and that brings blessings to many!

Happy birthday, Addy!

Conclusion

These written birthday greetings are over a week late. My audiovisual birthday wishes were right on time and were recorded on the upper-middle bluff of House Mountain!

Check out “House Mt. Hike 192: Happy Birthday, Addy! (published 10-9-2024; episode 29),” Appalachian Irishman – Podcasts (YouTube)! That was my birthday present to Addy on her fifteenth birthday! Addy, in years to come, you can tell folks about your “adoptive great uncle,” who hiked a mountain for your fifteenth birthday gift! That was my unique gift to you. You are a unique gift to many family members and friends.

After the hike, I called my “adopted” sister, Carol Sue. As usual, we enjoyed a good, long conversation. Once my wife arrived home, she spoke with Carol Sue. I don't think that they talked badly about me behind my back! That's a joke, y'all! Sis. looked forward to watching and sharing my birthday greetings episode with Addy and her dear mother.

Up next, part two will focus on the fallen trees caused by Hurricane Helene. I photographed each fallen tree that blocked sections of trails.

Sunday, October 06, 2024

On the first Saturday in October 2024, what did the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Tennessee Volunteers have in common? (published 10-6-2024; article #493)

Photograph by M. Fearghail, 10/1/2023, 2:00 PM. Included in the 10/2/2023 article.

Introduction

Yesterday, the first Saturday in October, what did the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Tennessee Volunteers have in common? This sixteenth entry in the Sports topic section answers the question! The conclusion explains why the above photograph is included in this article.

On my mind are the recent ravages of Hurricane Helene, the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war, tomorrow's first anniversary of Hamas' attack on Israel, and the ad nauseam politics of the current presidential election cycle. Draft articles on each topic are in the works. I hope to finish and publish them in a few days. Sports distracts us from those other profound and frequently frustrating topics.

Alabama Lost by Five Points to Unranked Vanderbilt

Yesterday afternoon, the #1 AP-ranked Alabama Crimson Tide was shocked by the unranked Vanderbilt Commodores in Nashville! The televised game started at 4:15 PM eastern time. My wife and I watched the Georgia-Auburn game, which started at 3:30 PM. We did, however, catch some of the Alabama-Vanderbilt game. I was amazed to learn that the halftime score was Vanderbilt 23, Alabama 14!

At times, I switched channels to check the score. I thought, “Surely, Alabama will find a way to beat hapless Vanderbilt.” After all, on Saturday, September 28, the then #4 AP-ranked Crimson Tide beat the then #2 AP-ranked Georgia Bulldogs in Tuscaloosa by seven points. That loss frustrated me. Georgia needs to stop sleeping through the first half and awakening in the second half.

Yesterday, in the second half, Alabama scored 21 points, but Vanderbilt scored 17. Vanderbilt beat Alabama by five points! The final score was Vanderbilt 40, Alabama 35.

A good summary of the game is found at “No. 1/2 Alabama Football Falls 40-35 at Vanderbilt,” Roll Tide, 10/5/2024. I enjoyed watching Vandy fans swarm the field and begin to tear down the goal posts. Vanderbilt was not hapless that day.

Tennessee Lost by Five Points to Unranked Arkansas

Last evening in Fayetteville, the unranked home team Arkansas Razorback upset the #4 AP-ranked Tennessee Volunteers. The televised game started at 7:30 PM. My wife, Molly (our ol' puppy), and I watched the game, until Molly's bedtime (about 8:30 PM) and my wife's bedtime (about 9 PM). I stayed up to about 11:30 PM, watching the rest of the game.

The halftime score was Arkansas three and Tennessee zero. In the third quarter, the Volunteers (Vols) scored two touchdowns to the Razorback's one, making the score Tennessee 14, Arkansas 10. I thought that Tennessee could hold on to win. I was wrong!

In the fourth quarter, the Vols could not score. The Razorbacks scored a field goal and a touchdown. (The two-point attempt failed.) The final score was Arkansas 19, Tennessee 14. Tennessee lost by five points.

The game is summarized at "#4 Vols Come Up Short in 19-14 Loss at Arkansas," UT Sports, 10/5/2024. I wish that Tennessee had been able to win the game. Instead of sadness, I had to smile and laugh to myself a little, as I watched Razorback fans cover the field and begin tearing down goal posts. Tennessee just did not play well enough to win.

For some reason early this morning, I remembered, when I was 11, that my parents, brothers, and I visited with Granny and Papaw Wood. Uncle John and Aunt Mae Livesay (Granny's sister), who lived within walking distance, had family visiting as well. It must have been around Thanksgiving in 1971. That December, Tennessee faced Arkansas in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis. I remember talking with the adults about the upcoming game. One of them said, “Tennessee better watch out for those Razorbacks. Those hogs can be pretty mean.” Why do I still remember that? Was I worried? On Monday, December 20, 1971, Tennessee defeated Arkansas in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis by one point. The final score was Tennessee 14, Arkansas 13. Source: Sports Reference: Tennessee Volunteers Bowls.

Conclusion

Yesterday, Alabama and Tennessee, top-five ranked Southeastern Conference (SEC) teams, were each defeated by five points by unranked conference teams! Have two SEC teams, ranked in the top five, ever lost before to unranked conference opponents on the same day? Never before. According to “Chaos hits AP Top 25 with 4 teams ranked in the top 11 losing to unranked opponents,” Associated Press (AP), by Josh Dubow, 10/6/2024, “This marked the first time that two SEC teams ranked in the top five lost to unranked conference opponents on the same day. . . .”

Why is the photograph of my Georgia Bulldogs yard flag included in this article? Yesterday, the #5 AP-ranked Georgia Bulldogs defeated the unranked Auburn Tigers, 31-13. At halftime, Georgia was ahead 14-3. It was a better start. Both teams scored touchdowns in the third quarter. In the 4th quarter, Auburn got a field goal, but Georgia scored a touchdown and a field goal. Georgia's offense and defense are not as good as they were last year. The team is still a work in progress. Still yet, it was a solid win at home for homecoming. Yesterday, top-five-ranked Georgia beat its unranked conference opponent. Top-five-ranked Alabama and Tennessee lost to their unranked conference matchups.

Our good neighbors across the road have up their Tennessee yard flag. I may change our yard flag, from Appalachian Irishman to Georgia Bulldogs. Chuck is another good neighbor. He's a polite Alabama fan. On one of our front porch rocking chairs sits one of Molly's toys, a small red elephant with blue ears. Georgia could face Alabama again in a championship playoff game.

Go Dawgs! Go Vols! Tennessee is my second favorite college football team, behind Georgia. I dislike Alabama. I like Chuck.

Friday, September 27, 2024

Could Smokin' in an Outhouse Cause a Fire? (published 9-27-2024; article #492)

The dilapidated two-seater outhouse is still on House Mountain, near where the fire tower once was. Photograph by M. Fearghail on 12/31/2013, during his 100th hike on House Mountain. The hike and the photograph are included in the 1/1/2014 article.

Introduction

Why do inspirations for new articles often come to me while showering? This article is one example.

Early last Sunday morning, while taking a shower, one of the three radios in my bathroom played Mötley Crüe's cover of the original Brownsville Station song, “Smokin' in the Boys' Room.” Brownsville Station debuted the song in 1973, “Smokin' in the Boys' Room,” Brownsville Station—Topic (YouTube), 3/6/2015. In 1985, Mötley Crüe covered the song, “Mötley Crüe—Smokin' In The Boys' Room,” Mötley Crüe (YouTube), 11/12/2010. I like both versions. Back in high school (1974–1978), a visit to the boys' room frequently brought the aroma of cigarette smoke to my nostrils. Smokers typically tossed cigarette butts out the glazed windows. The grass below the windows could look like a light dusting of snow had fallen.

Singing along in the shower, I started to improvise a parody, “Smokin' in the Outhouse.” The complete parody is still a work in progress. I began to wonder. Has anyone ever set fire to an outhouse by smoking, while “sittin' thar thinkin'” on a wooden toilet seat?

This 116th article in the humor topic section finds the answer to that question. Switching genre, not gender, the article becomes the 72nd entry in the poly-ticks topic section. The conclusion flushes the false notion of gender fluidity down the toilet.

Smokin' in an Outhouse Could Cause a Fire!

Have you, dear reader, heard that someone caught an outhouse on fire by smoking in it? Please comment if you have! I haven't caught wind of it happening in northeast Tennessee.

Searching online, I found a couple of news items, which confirm that it has happened! Smoking in an outhouse could catch it on fire! The first news story is “No smoking in the outhouse, please,” United Press International (UPI), 7/14/2004.

As the article states, just over 20 years ago, a man in Blacksville, Monongalia County, West Virginia, lit up a smoke while “sittin' thar thinkin'” in an outhouse. With no pun intended, that sparked an explosion of methane gas.

Singed with only minor injuries, the “em-barr-assed” (slight pun intended) man was treated at a local clinic, and then treated and released from a local hospital. The article probably states Blacksburg, Tennessee, in error, since there is no town with that name in Tennessee.

The other news is from “Outhouse Catches on Fire,” Capper’s Farmer, by Staff, 3/27/2013. The setting could have been several decades ago. This apparently true story was about someone's father. He knocked smoldering tobacco ashes from his pipe down the outhouse toilet hole. The outhouse caught fire and burned to the ground! Thankfully, the pipe smoker wasn't inside. He had already finished his business and gone to the barn.

The lyrics to the parody “Smokin' in the Outhouse” are still in the works. Please comment if you would like to suggest wording! The parody could catch fire!

Outhouse Inspection: You Must Be Joking?

While searching online for stories about smoking in an outhouse causing a fire, I happened to find the International Association of Certified Home Inspectors (InterNACHI) in Boulder, Colorado. Their undated column, “Outhouse Inspection,” InterNACHI, by Nick Gromicko, CMI, explains what an inspector does when inspecting an outhouse! Tips for outhouse owners are also provided.

Unfortunately, the column does not explain when and how to use a Sears and Roebuck catalog or a corncob in the outhouse. As a child in the 1960s, I recall that Granny and Papaw Ferrell kept a few corncobs and a Sears and Roebuck catalog in their outhouse. Several pages were always missing. Thankfully, a few rolls of toilet paper were also readily available. I had a few movements in their two-seater outhouse.

The lyrics to the parody “Smokin' in the Outhouse” are moving along. What wording do you suggest?

What about “Smokin' in the Unisex Room” and Other Parody Titles?

In 1973, when the song debuted, and even in 1985, when the song was covered, politically correct feathers were not ruffled. Why has some politically correct group not protested to ban “Smokin' in the Boys' Room” from playing on classic rock radio stations? “Boys' room” is not inclusive. I hope that this article doesn't give such a group the idea! This once great nation does need any more socialist-fronted protest groups.

In jest, this article proposes that anyone brainwashed by politically correct propaganda should start a protest to change “Smokin' in the Boys' Room” to some other title with matching (pun intended) lyrics. For example, what about the following suggestions: “Smokin' in the Cisgender Room,” “Smokin' in the Gender-Fluid Room,” “Smokin' in the Transgendered Room,” or “Smokin' in the Transsexual Room”?

Folks with terminal degrees after their names do not intimidate me. I admire and respect those, who were educated properly. Others, however, whose terminal degrees influence them to promote unbiblical concepts, are like gnats that should be swatted out an outhouse door!

For example, a doctor of medicine (MD) wrote the following article, and another MD reviewed it: “What Are the 72 Other Genders?” MedicineNet, by Shaziya Allarakha, MD, reviewed by Pallavi Suyog Uttekar, MD, medically reviewed on 2/9/2024. These two “learned” doctors, of course, are mistaken. There are not 72 other genders! Only two, male and female, exist.

Another well-known medical website describes 68 gender identities. The following article was written by a Licensed Clinical Social Worker (LCSW) and another person: “68 Terms That Describe Gender Identity and Expression,” Healthline, by Mere Abrams, LCSW, and Sian Ferguson, reviewed by Francis Kuehnle, MSN, RN-BC, updated 1/26/2024. The reviewer has a Master of Science in Nursing (MSN) and is a Registered Nurse, Board Certified (RN-BC). There are only two genders, not 72 other genders; therefore, there cannot be 68 gender identities.

I happened to find a website that propagates unbiblical notions. It includes the following article: “How Many Genders Are There? 2024 Gender Identity List,” sexualdiversity.org, published 12/7/2022, updated 4/10/2024. Shockingly, the article claims that, in 2024, there are “107 gender identities,” which are “subject to change at any time.” I had to laugh at the illogic of it all!

News media like to cite so-called and often unnamed experts, as in experts say. . . .” Media often do this without stating the criteria that validate their sources as experts. Parroting falsehoods by citing so-called experts should be ignored. Experts regularly (slight pun intended) disagree.

The work-in-progress lyrics to the parody “Smokin' in the Outhouse” won't face threats from the politically correct crowd. The title replaces “Boys' Room” with “Outhouse.”

Conclusion

I don't know why inspirations for new articles occasionally pop into my head while showering. They just do. Shampooing my hair may stimulate thought.

Smoking in an outhouse could set the outhouse on fire. I found at least two stories about it happening.

I hope that, years or decades from now, fresh or refreshed minds will reflect on this time, when the false notion that there are more than two genders is propagandized, and realize the utter silliness of this time. The clearly false notion of gender fluidity is flushed down the toilet.

Disclaimer: This article should not be interpreted to mean that I accept or promote smoking cigarettes, tobacco, or any substance. This article does not encourage juvenile delinquency. Furthermore, this article should not be construed as so-called “hate speech” against anyone who accepts the false notion that more than two genders exist. In loving kindness, this article promotes the biblical worldview, which affirms only two genders.

Monday, September 23, 2024

On 9-18-2024, was Clingman's Dome renamed Kuwohi or Kuwahi? (published 9-23-2024; article #491)

Sunday afternoon photograph, on 10/28/2007, by M. Fearghail, of the observation tower on Clingman's Dome (as it was named at the time). Mrs. Appalachian Irishman was standing centered, looking toward the setting sun, wearing a light blue sweatshirt.

Introduction

Is the new name for Clingman's Dome, in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, spelled with an “o” or an “a”? How is Kuwohi or Kuwahi pronounced? This thirty-forth entry in the Appalachia - Upper East Tennessee topic section wants to know! The conclusion has the answer and shares how the new name is pronounced.

Foremost, it was named Clingman's Dome, not Clingmans Dome. The apostrophe was required to show the possessive case. This website's article from 7/14/2022 explains that the location had been named after Thomas Clingman, and it tells who he was.

Kuwohi: the Official Spelling

The official name change from Clingman's Dome to Kuwohi was on Wednesday, September 18. A local television news station informed us. One online source (with my grammatical corrections added in brackets) is “Clingman[']s Dome name change proposal approved[;] Kuwohi name restored to Smokies mountain[.]” WATE, by Hannah Moore and Melanie Vásquez Russell, 9/18/2024. The article includes the following (with my bracketed corrections added):

On September 18, the U.S. Board of Geographic Names voted in favor of the request submitted by the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians (EBCI) to change the name of Clingman[']s Dome to Kuwohi.

Kuwohi means “mulberry place[,]” and the National Park Service shared [that] the Cherokee syllabary for the name is ᎫᏬᎯ. Kuwohi holds a significant meaning to the EBCI, whose leaders today say the place of mulberries is a sacred summit that also served as a refuge for past Cherokee people avoiding forced relocation to Oklahoma, or the Trail of Tears.

Kuwohi is the highest point in Tennessee[,] and the observation tower offers visitors to the summit 360° views of the Smokies. It was renamed after Confederate General Thomas Clingman, who was said to be the first person to accurately measure the peak’s elevation.

The following federal website article confirms Kuwohi as the officially correct spelling: “Kuwohi name restored to the highest peak in the Smokies: U.S. Board of Geographic Names approves Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians name change request,” National Park Service: Great Smoky Mountains National Park, by Katie Liming, 9/18/2024. The first paragraph includes the following (with my bracketed correction for Clingman's added):

The U.S. Board of Geographic Names voted today in favor of the formal request submitted by the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians (EBCI) to change the name of Clingman[']s Dome (FID #1326387) to Kuwohi (pronounced koo-WHOA-hee). Kuwohi is the Cherokee name for the mountain and translates to “mulberry place.” In Cherokee syllabary, the name is ᎫᏬᎯ.

Other recent online news sources that I saw also spelled the new name for Clingman's Dome as Kuwohi. As an aside, most of those sources misspelled Clingman's without the apostrophe.

Kuwahi: an Alternate Spelling

Two years ago, online articles indicated that Clingman's Dome was to be renamed Kuwahi, with an “a,” not an “o.” For example, my 7/14/2022 article (The Solid Rock: Clingman's Dome, Kuwahi, or Christ?) cites a 7/8/2022 local news article, which mentioned that Kuwahi would be the new name.

Several other articles from 2022 indicate the proposed name change to Kuwahi. For example, with my bracketed corrections added, see “Clingman[']s Dome name change to be discussed by Cherokee Tribal Council,” WATE, by Melanie Vásquez Russell, 7/8/2022. The first paragraph states (including my bracketed correction):

The Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians Tribal Council is slated to discuss a resolution that, if passed, will begin the tribe’s process of petitioning the federal government to restore the name, “Kuwahi” to the mountain currently known as Clingman[']s Dome in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.

Conclusion

In 2022, the spelling Kuwahi was preferred. Earlier this month, Kuwohi became the officially correct spelling.

Research indicates that the new name may be spelled either way. I found Siyo Cherokee Language Engine: Cingingman’s Dome, Mulberry Place. (“Cingingman's” is probably a typographical error for “Clingman's.”) The website states that the eastern Cherokee dialect syllabary is “ᎫᏩᎯ” for “Kuwahi,” which means “mulberry place” in English. Further, Siyo Cherokee Language Engine: Mulberry shows “guwa” or “kuwa,” both ending in an “a,” to be the Cherokee word for mulberry. Museum of the Cherokee People: Photo Record: Object ID: NMAI - P15137, however, describes the postcard image as a view of “Clingman's Dome (Kuwahi or Kuwohi; 'mulberry place').”

How is Kuwohi pronounced? It seems to have two options. In the first option, the accent is on the final vowel (the “i”). The second vowel (the “o”) is a soft “a” sound, as in “wash.” I found two online examples. First, please listen to “How To Pronounce Kuwahi,” How To Say (YouTube), 7/13/2022. As an aside, it must be correct, since they pronounce “Appalachian” correctly: “How To Pronounce Appalachian,” How To Say (YouTube), 6/23/2020! A direct Cherokee source is Cherokee Nation: Language Department: Word List. Searching for “mulberry place” finds nothing. A search by “mulberry,” however, finds the phonetic “gu-wa,” the Cherokee “ᎫᏩ,” and the sound recording. The phonetic first syllable “gu” is pronounced like the letter “k.”

The second option places the accent on the “o,” making a strong “o” sound as in “whoa,” such as when you tell a horse, “Whoa!” The following video from late 2022 records Lavita Hill, a Cherokee, pronouncing the word: “The importance of Kuwohi to the Cherokee,” Knoxville News Sentinel (YouTube), 11/9/2022.

Either way, this Appalachian Irishman is pleased to call the former Clingman's Dome Kuwohi. As my 7/14/2022 article suggested, Knox County, Tennessee, needs to be renamed. The article confirms that Knoxville and Knox County were named after Henry Knox. In his role as Secretary of War under President Washington, Knox oversaw a government policy to remove native people, including the Creek and Cherokee, from their ancestral lands.

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Russia-Ukraine War: Sharing a Sister in Christ's Personal and Tragic Story (published 9-15-2024; article #490)

1/11/2024 photograph by Dmytro Tolokonov on Unsplash. Free to use under the Unsplash License. The caption reads, “January 2, 2024. Ukraine, Kyiv. A powerful attack on a Ukrainian city with Russian missiles. A residential building was destroyed. Rescuers and firefighters are providing assistance to civilians and extinguishing the fire.”

Introduction

The unprovoked Russian invasion of Ukraine began on Thursday, February 24, 2022. The war, ongoing now for over two and a half years, grinds along at a stalemate-like pace. Horrible waste, destruction, displacement, injury, and death continue, as illustrated by the above photograph. Being numb to the frequent and tragic media reports is understandable. Early in the war, on a daily basis, I read online articles on The Moscow Times: Ukraine War. Eventually, not being able to do much more than pray that the war would end peacefully, I began to review that section less often, maybe about twice a month.

Now and then, however, a story shocks away the numbness. This article, the seventh in the 2022 Slavic War topic section, shares a shocking story that awakened my numbness. This is the true story of a young sister in Christ. Her story is personal and tragic.

A Sister in Christ's Personal and Tragic Story

Anya is a young Christian lady and Russian, still living in that country. We have not met in person. Several years ago, however, through mutual online connections with a Christian brother and former missionary to Russia, Anya and I became acquainted on a social media platform. By infrequent online communications, I have been encouraging Anya to continue her walk with Christ, despite the political climate in Russia. She seems to be doing so, despite numerous hardships.

Last month, on Tuesday, August 27, Anya posted on her social media profile a link to the following: “Russian woman's killer released for second time to fight in Ukraine,” BBC News, by Will Vernon, 8/27/2024. As of today, that BBC News article still appears in the “On the ground” section of BBC News: War in Ukraine. It is the fifth article from the left. You are encouraged to read it. The article includes photographs of Anya's grandmother and of Anya with her grandmother.

In the previously cited BBC News article, beneath the photograph of Anya and her grandmother, is the following link: “Russian convicts released to fight with Wagner accused of crimes” (actual source: “Russian convicts released to fight with Wagner accused of crimes - BBC News,” BBC News (YouTube), August 23, 2023). At the forty-second mark, the video (of three minutes and fifty seconds) includes an interview with Anya, who talked about the murder of her 85-year-old grandmother, Yulia Byuskikh. The video continues with a story about another convicted murderer, who was released from prison to fight for Russia against Ukraine. I hope that you watch the entire video.

Tragically, early last year, Anya's 85-year-old grandmother was raped and murdered by a Russian male in his twenties. This was not his first act of murder. He had been serving time in prison for a previous murder conviction.

In 2022, however, after Russia invaded Ukraine, Russian officials released this convicted murderer from prison, where he was serving time for his first murder, so that he could fight for Russia against Ukraine. After six months of military service, Russian officials allowed the man to return home. Early last year, once home, he raped and murdered Anya's grandmother. This was his second murder.

In April this year, the man was found guilty of his second murder, when he raped and killed Anya's grandmother. For his second murder conviction, he was sentenced to serve 23 years in a high-security prison. He started serving prison time early last month.

On August 19, however, one week after the start of his second imprisonment for his second murder conviction, Russian officials released the murderer again. This was the second time that he was released from a prison sentence for murder. Anya and her relatives were shocked! Like his first release, the murderer was released a second time to serve in the Russian military in its ongoing invasion of Ukraine.

The assumption is that this twice-convicted and twice-released murderer is a Russian soldier on a battlefield somewhere in Ukraine. His whereabouts, however, are unknown to Anya and her relatives. They live in fear of his return to find and harm or murder them.

Conclusion

Anya's personal and tragic story is appalling. Sadly, it is only one example. Needing men for the front lines, Russian officials are releasing thousands of convicted rapists, murderers, and other egregious criminals to fight in its aggressive war against Ukraine. Ukraine also releases prisoners to fight in defense of their country, but convicted murderers and sexual offenders are not eligible.

Russia even pays recruits, who volunteer to fight, more than 1.5 million rubles (or over 16,000 US dollars). Did the twice-convicted and twice-released murderer, who most recently raped and murdered Anya's 85-year-old grandmother, receive payment to serve in the Russian military?

The Russian expression “Боже мой!” (“My God!”) is an interjection that expresses intense emotion, not necessarily in vulgarity. For example, in Matthew 27:46 (NIV), before Jesus' vicarious death on the cross, he cried out, “'Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?' (which means 'My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?').” Quoting from Psalm 22:1a, Jesus fulfilled the Messianic prophecy in that Psalm.

My God! Please protect Anya and her relatives from the twice-convicted and twice-released murderer, who raped and killed her aged grandmother! In your providential will, please end the Russian-Ukraine war in peace. In Jesus' name, amen.