FULL MOON UPDATE (published 8-17-2019)

Introduction

For the “millions” of readers who have been “sitting on pins and needles” wanting to know, here is the long-awaited update to my article from two days ago! You can relax now!

Molly

First, Molly, our dear “old puppy,” is doing great! That is both important and good!

My 2006 Nissan Frontier

Second, in the late afternoon on Friday, 8/16/2019, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and my “favorite” sister-in-law changed my established plan. Very “bravely,” my wife drove my truck home, after the computerized part was replaced! They had commuted to and from work in my sister-in-law's car. This was the first time that my wife drove my truck.

My established plan had been to drive our car (a 2008 Honda Civic) from the “Hadean Realm” office to the Nissan dealership, meet my wife and sister-in-law there, get my truck, drive my truck home, and have my wife drive our car home. At least I only needed to drive our car home. Doing so was easier on my three “bionic” joints (left shoulder, right knee, and right foot).

By the way, to Nissan, since the camshaft is working fine, but the camshaft sensor started to blink out, why is there a camshaft sensor in the first place? Nissan has no logical explanation, of course. The unneeded sensor is a way for Nissan to make more money. It was not my truck's fault!

Below is the best online photograph of a 2006 Nissan Frontier camshaft sensor that I could find. It might be about the size of my thumb. The part cost $145.58. I could buy a new computer for not much more than that price!

I wish that I could drive an old straight-shift truck that has plenty of metal and driver protection. That way, I would not be troubled by all these unnecessary and computerized truck parts! It's still not my truck's fault! My truck can't help how Nissan built him! (Yes, my truck is a guy.)

 

Cuz Lois' Birthday

Finally, I “hear tell” that my first cousin Lois turned 79 today! I logged into my “Farcebook” account and found out. Now, I have the date in my own calendar record.

Happy Birthday, Cuz Lois! Hey, I’m 20 years behind you! Do you think I’ll catch up to you? I remember now how I used to remember your birthday. Your birthday is on the exact same day, minus one month, as my father's. Dad was born on 9/17/1927.

Conclusion

Well, y’all have fun out there, ya hear? Don’t forget to turn right and go straight! If so, we’ll all see each other in heaven soon!