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Saturday, August 17, 2019

FULL MOON UPDATE (published 8-17-2019)

Introduction

For the “millions” of readers, who were “sitting on pins and needles” wanting to know, here is the long-awaited update, to my article from two days ago! You can breathe now!

Molly

First, Molly, our doggy, is doing great! That’s important and good!

My Ol' Truck (2006 Nissan Frontier)

Second, in the late afternoon on Friday, 8/16/2019, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and my “favorite” sister-in-law changed my established plan. Very “bravely,” Mrs. Appalachian Irishman drove my truck home, after the computerized part was replaced! (They had commuted to and from work in my sister-in-law's car.) This was the first time that Mrs. Appalachian Irishman drove my truck.

My established plan had been to drive our car (a 2008 Honda Civic) from the “Hadean Realm” office to the Nissan dealership, meet my wife and sister-in-law there, get my truck, drive my truck home, and have my wife drive our car home. At least I only needed to drive our car home. Doing so was easier on my “bionic” joints.

By the way, to Nissan, since the camshaft is working fine, but the camshaft sensor started to blink out, why is there a camshaft sensor in the first place? Nissan has no logical explanation, of course. The unneeded sensor is a way for Nissan to make more money. It's not my truck's fault!

Below is the best online photograph of a 2006 Nissan Frontier camshaft sensor that I could find. It might be about the size of my thumb. It cost $145.58. I could buy a new computer for not much more than that! I wish that I could drive an old straight-shift truck that has plenty of metal and driver protection. That way, I’d avoid all these unnecessary and computerized truck parts! It's still not my truck's fault! He can't help how Nissan built him!

'Cuz Lois' Birthday

Finally, I “hear tell” that my first ‘cuz Lois turned 79 today! (I logged into my “Farcebook” account and found out. Now, I have the date for my own calendar record.)

Happy Birthday, ‘cuz Lois! Hey, I’m 20 years behind you! Do you think I’ll catch up to you? I remember now how I used to remember your birthday. Your birthday is on the exact same day, minus one month, as my father. Dad was born on 9/17/1927.

Conclusion

Well, y’all have fun out there, ya hear? Don’t forget to turn right and go straight! If so, we’ll all see each other in heaven soon!

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