11/9/2022 Update
Early this morning on 11/9/2022, website analytics
showed that this article was viewed once in the last 24 hours. Who
viewed it? I don't know. I reread what I'd published on Sunday,
6/30/2019.
Today, I added this update, and I improved the
grammar and style in the original article, which follows below. I
wrote this article in a hurry. The
topic was “life, such as it was,” from March to June 2019, in the
context of eleven gasoline fill-ups.
Eleven Fill-Ups in the
Context of Life
On Thursday, 3/28/2019, as had been
known for a while, the Weigel’s in our “great metropolis”
closed. The building would be razed, and a new, improved, and larger
store would be built on the same property. I was driving home from
“the Hadean realm” on an appropriately rainy day and saw the
closed signs.
In late March, that meant that this
Appalachian Irishman had to buy 100% gasoline at the Exxon, or
“Exxoff” as I call it, which is across the road. Their sole 100%
gasoline pump stands alone in a corner. I don't burn 10% sugared
gasoline in my 2006 Frontier. I didn't use it in my dearly departed
1995 Nissan pickup.
At the “Exxoff,” you go in, state
100% gasoline fill-up, leave a credit card, fill up, return, and pay.
For the following ten times, within the context of life, as noted,
I enjoyed the dubious pleasure of filling up at the “Exxoff.” The
dates are usually on Saturdays. My “bionic” right foot
certainly did not like all the extra steps on the asphalt and
concrete. Eleven fill-ups are listed. One was in Morristown.
(1) Saturday, 3/30/2019, first tank:
After my solo hike at Norris
Dam State Park, I filled up for the first time.
My “bionic” right foot is not bothered as much by hiking in the
woods on natural soil. Asphalt and concrete aggravate my foot
harshly.
(2) Saturday, 4/6/2019, second tank:
I got a haircut and shopped at
the Tractor Supply. Afterward, I filled up my truck.
Earlier in the week, on Tuesday,
4/2/2019, Mrs. Appalachian
Irishman had minor outpatient surgery to remove a “lump of fat,”
as I call it. The next day, I took another day off from work to tend
to Mrs. Appalachian Irishman, who was recovering well. Also, on that
Wednesday, I had a tooth repatched. Back on 2/24/2012, a lower left
front tooth was patched. That patch had popped off. After the dental
visit, I hiked “My Mountain,” House Mountain, for the 158th time!
(3) Saturday, 4/13/2019, third tank:
For other details, see the 4/13/2019 article, “4-13-2019:
Papaw Ferrell's Birthday in 1880 & Ruger Replaced.”
Mrs. Appalachian Irishman was with me. Yes, I also filled up my truck
with gasoline.
(4)
The fourth tank was on 4/21/2019, Resurrection Sunday. The
day is usually called Easter. The 4/21/2019 article, “Good
Friday – Passover 4-19-2019,”
describes our visit the day before with my youngest brother and his
family.
In the afternoon on Resurrection
Sunday, after my wife and I visited with her family, I went alone to
buy gasoline. A very friendly female employee, about my age, was
working the cash register. She tried to upsell me a corn dog. I
declined politely. I had told my in-laws, before leaving, that I
needed to “hunt me a corn dog.” I, however, did eat a bite before
leaving their house.
The overly friendly female employee, on
Resurrection Sunday of all days, tried to “upsell” herself! She
stated, with a smile and a blink, “I can give you whatever you
want!” That’s the first pass that any woman has made at me,
since I acquired my “bionic body parts” in 2016! That was just
funny! Mrs. Appalachian Irishman, however, was not amused, once I
told her!
Saturday, 4/27/2019, note: I
filled up with 100% gasoline in west Morristown, after Mrs.
Appalachian Irishman and I enjoyed a fine visit with three good
friends and one friend's father. By the way, that's also the day when
a CD got stuck in my truck's CD player. Does anyone know how to get
it out? I tried a few tricks that didn't work. I’ll pay good money
for help! Yes, it’s still stuck!
(5) Sunday, 5/5/2019, fifth “Exxoff”
tank: It was a rainy
day, two days after a good friend's birthday. The 100% gasoline tank
was not covered. I got wet filling up my truck in the rain.
(6) Saturday, 5/11/2019, sixth tank:
I conversed by phone with the father of the son, who mows the yard at
the homeplace. They are in business together. We had a fine
conversation! Afterward, I hauled off the trash and recycling, as
usual, before filling up my truck's tank.
(7) Saturday, 5/18/2019, seventh
tank: Two days before the fill-up, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and
I celebrated, within the context of routine workdays, our
thirty-third wedding anniversary. Aside from getting gasoline on this
day, we also shop-vacuumed the basement and tried to patch a leaking
pipe in the basement.
(8) Saturday, 5/25/2019, eighth
tank: Mrs. Appalachian Irishman was with me for this fill-up. She
was hunting for the previously mentioned female flirt! The flirter
wasn't there. Before the fill-up, we visited with a good neighbor and
friend, who was hospitalized in the intensive care unit. We could
only visit at a distance.
(9) Saturday, 6/1/2019, ninth tank:
This was the first day of meteorological summer! Mrs. Appalachian
Irishman and I visited our good neighbor and his wife. He was still
hospitalized but in a regular room. Several days later, he was able
to return home, fully recovered.
Afterward, we bought gasoline, and Mrs.
Appalachian Irishman hunted for the flirter! The flirter was there,
but Mrs. Appalachian Irishman didn’t see her! I saw her. I kept my
mouth shut! It was just funny!
I still haven’t told my
“long-suffering” wife. I don’t want her to go to jail for
assaulting the flirter! If she has read this article, she hasn't yet
made a comment!
Finally, we went to the IGA. I walked
from the IGA to the nearby Dollar General Store to buy a new beard
trimmer. My “bionic” right foot and knee took the pounding on the
asphalt but “talked” to me later.
(10) Sunday, 6/9/2019, tenth tank:
For a serious event, see today's article, “Life
Changes – Hunt Down the SOB!” It involves
my youngest brother and his family.
Today was also the eleventh and final
100% gasoline fill-up at the “Exxoff.” Mrs. Appalachian Irishman
and I had visited her folks. The weather was cooler, so she stayed in
the truck. The female flirter was there again! You should have
come into the store with me, dear!
Conclusion
The brief article “6/15/2019
Gas Update!” mentions my first purchase of
100% gasoline at the new and improved Weigel's. Yesterday, Saturday,
6/29/2019, I filled up at the new store for the third time.
By the way, the female flirter doesn’t
work at the new Weigel’s!
As another point of humor, my desk
calendar tells me that tomorrow, July 1st, is Canada Day. Why is that
on the calendar? What is Canada Day?
As a closing thought, I have planned a
four-day “retirement,” or vacation time off from work, from July
4th through 7th. Let’s see what happens!