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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

NORRIS, “FAVORITE” SISTER-IN-LAW, & FATHER’S DAY (published 6-24-2020; updated 9/25/2022)

9/25/2022: updated for style only. My words remain the same.

Introduction

On 6/21/2020, Father’s Day and “favorite” sister-in-law’s birthday, I hiked Norris Dam State Park, for the 21st time. This was my 221st total hike (since 4/23/2000, when I started my hiking log). So, as I joked, “favorite” sister-in-law was “21” on 6/21/2020!

A Day on the Lake”

My Father's Day gift to my father-in-law and my birthday gift to my “favorite” sister-in-law was “a day on the lake,” via the following photograph.

I'd taken the photograph, early in the afternoon, looking west, on the lower River Bluff trail. Norris Dam is to the left or north, behind me. The trail is a 3.2-mile loop. I'd taken the lower, left side loop that starts, going south.

The above photograph is after I'd finished the lower left loop, then hiked up the ridge, and then hiked across, heading north, just under the ridge line. I came out, where I'd hiked in. The above image is at the start of the loop. Coming into the loop, your choice is left or right. I'd chosen left first and came out right.

Isn’t that like life? We all chose left (i.e., to sin). Then, some chose right (i.e., to accept the Good Lord’s free gift offer, through His Son, our Savior.) Those who chose right, in the end, come out right.

As a side note, coming out, the clouds arrived and the thunder started. The rain arrived, at my father-in-law’s house, after I’d been there a while, for “favorite” sister-in-law’s birthday and father-in-law’s day activities. Fleetwood Mac was wrong. Thunder doesn’t only happen when it’s raining. Their song is still great, however!

There he is! My new, ol' truck didn’t get a country boy washing, by the rain that came, until he was in the driveway at my in-laws’ house! The above image is where he was parked, near the trail entrance.

Conclusion

Well, Father’s Day was Sunday. I have a good father-in-law, who is still here. Dad used to ask, “you boys ready to eat?” That was when he was still alive, but Mom was already Home. He was here without her from 12/27/2000 to 1/25/2008. He liked to make dinner or supper, for us, when we were with him, at the homeplace. He turned into a good cook, after Mom went Home!

Supper was fine, on Sunday, Dad! I miss you. I’ll see you again.

14-Year-Old Jeans, Flag Day, 6-16-2020, and Four Gnats (published 6-24-2020)

Introduction

The most recent article on 6/13/2020 promised another entry the next day. Today is not the next day. Oh, well, at least I’m trying!

14-Year-Old Jeans

The previously referenced article highlighted the eldest daughter of my youngest brother and his wife. She turned 14 on Friday, 6/12/2020. Ironically, on that day, I decided that a pair of my blue jeans, at least 14 years old, needed to retire.

The front does not look too bad. I could patch a hole at a “sensitive area.” Do you see my toes? Do you see the little red spot on my right foot between my big toe and the next one? If and when that spot and the one on the back of my right heel (not visible) both go away, my right foot may recover fully! Let’s hike! The area around my right ankle and the bone to my big toe still feel every step differently than my undamaged left foot.

The back, however, has a fatal hole! It would take too much patchwork to cover that gaping hole! (Of course, I could delegate the task to Mrs. Appalachian Irishman, but I won’t.) So, the blue jeans that are at least 14 years old are retired. Oh, yes, I wear an ankle wrap on my right foot when in the house and walking barefoot. It helps, as far as I can tell. I don’t need the ankle wrap, but it’s just my habit now. Let’s hike, if you can keep up with me! I still keep a strip, cut in half, of kinesiology tape on various locations on my right foot. I change it once a week.

Flag Day

I am ten days late! I remembered Flag Day and the reason why it’s called Flag Day. How many other Americans remembered in the midst of the current new cold virus and racial tension? America used to be a great nation, but we are dropping into oblivion very quickly, if you believe the media propaganda.

Dear Lord, I hope that folks who need to do so will restore their minds and hearts, before you return and call everyone “out of the pool!” We will see what happens.

6/16/2020

On 6/16/1901, Lula Frank Amos Wood (last name by marriage to Aby William Wood) was born. She was and is (awaiting me in heaven) my maternal grandmother. Granny Wood was a wonderful grandmother! I love and miss her. I will see her again in heaven one of these days!

On 6/16/2016, I took my first three steps using a rolling walker in our kitchen. My wife was standing behind me in case I fell. Those were my first steps since 3/29/2016, when the uninsured, eighteen-year-old female failed to yield to my right of way. Why did I only take three steps? It hurt too much to take more!

Eight days ago, 6/16/2020, marked the fourth year since taking those first three steps. I have recovered to this point due to fine medical care, my dear wife's help, my stubborn Irish will, and help from neighbors, friends, and family. Of course, it is all by God’s grace. I am still recovering.

I have a fine friend, Dr. Antonov, who hikes House Mountain. He has a doctorate in physics. He has self-taught doctorates in medicine, nutrition, philosophy, and other fields. He is about nine years older than me. I met him on House Mountain for the first time on 1/2/2011 (my 76th hike). I have hiked with him or met him on the trail ten other times. The most recent was on 12/3/2017. (I need to call him. It’s been a while.)

Dr. Antonov told me, when we met on House Mountain on 12/3/2017, that my recovery could take ten years. Since we hadn't seen each other since our hike on 2/7/2016, I told him about the wreck on 3/29/2016, the subsequent hospitalizations, the outpatient physical therapy, the chiropractic adjustments, and my own ongoing recovery regime. He listened carefully, observed me, and asked questions. Dr. Antonov concluded that my recovery could take ten years.

Numerous medical professionals have speculated about my recovery time. For example, I wouldn’t recover any more than I had, which was wrong! Also, I would never recover fully. (I may not.) Finally, it may take ten years to recover to the point that I don’t feel much difference. The last one, by Dr. Antonov, is about right. Since I am inside this body, I know that my fine friend was probably correct. Now into year five, I am halfway there. Let’s hike, if you can keep up with me!

By the way, my recovering left shoulder has been “talking to” my left side even more than usual lately. Who cares? It just means that my “bionic” left shoulder is improving and sending “messages” to my left side. I do what I do, regardless! The power in my body is there! The will in my spirit will always be there, even after the power in my body comes to an end as I leave my body! Again, let’s hike!

Gnats

Gnats are pesky. Last Friday evening in my bathroom, I hunted down and sent to oblivion an adult gnat (i.e., a small fly) that had been pestering us. Last Saturday evening, I sent another one in our bedroom to its grave (i.e., a trash can). On Sunday, I swatted another two to their graves. That was four adult gnats in three days. The pesky aggravation seems to be over. We have not yet come across any more adult gnats.

Anyone who shares the everlasting perspective on life should agree with my comments about the first three gnats mentioned below. They are aggravating our once-great nation. The following are four gnats, which, by way of irony, match the number of adult gnats that I killed recently. I didn’t plan it that way. It just happened by coincidence.

(1) The new cold virus gnat: It is also called coronavirus or COVID-19. The media (print, television, online, and social) are filled with propaganda about it.

One social media soon-to-be-ex-friend won’t lie down on this gnat! Twice now, I have stopped viewing his posts for 30 days! Further, I have invited him to hike with me and email me. He has done neither. I hope that his wife doesn’t share his Corona Myopia obsession.

Statewide, my employer wanted colleagues and me to work from home for several weeks. Now, coworkers and I are working at home one week and at the office the next week in rotation, doing exactly the same type of work. At the office, I must have my temperature taken. The secretary (temperature checker) no longer asks me the required health questions. I tell her anyway, as a joke, that I have all the symptoms! Last week, while working at the office, I had to wear a mask unless I was sitting at my desk! The insanity of it all was almost unbearable! Even alone in the men’s bathroom, I am supposed to wear a mask! Really? (I am the only man in the office, along with two or three women). So, when I am in there taking a leak with my mask off, where is the hidden camera that catches me in violation? Argh! Get some common sense, employer!

Are you not tired of the insanity of this new cold virus gnat? Let’s move on, shall we? Who gives a rat’s rear end about the number of cases, recovered cases, new cases, and so forth? I might test positive for the virus. If I ever had it, I didn’t know it at the time, since I had no symptoms! The new cold virus death count in Knox County has been, for many weeks, and still is, at the time of this publication, five. I regret those five deaths. I have written previous articles on this topic. I’m done. Let’s move on!

(2) The racial tension gnat: Recently, a bad white cop killed a bad black man. The white cop and the other cops were wrong. They will face their crimes. That is justice. In a separate and recent event, another white cop killed another black man. The evidence seems to indicate that the killing was justified. The court will decide correctly, I hope. In contrast, many cops have been injured or killed recently, but they don’t make the news at all or only rarely.

Recent peaceful protests are fine. In contrast, there are recent and ongoing riots, looting, vandalism, destruction, and so forth. Those are absolute insanity and anarchy! They must be stopped! No one has come around this house yet to riot, loot, vandalize, or destroy. If it happens, I have firepower and plenty of ammunition.

Everyone should have been taught the childhood song, “Red and yellow, black and white, they [all] are precious in His sight.” Yes, black and white slavery was a historical fact. My Irish heritage includes slavery to the English. Blacks have enslaved blacks and whites. Whites have enslaved whites and blacks. A wise man once stated that we should judge a person by the content of his character, not by the color of his skin. I agree. All lives matter, and that is not a disregard to blacks. They are included in all lives matter! By the way, unborn children are included in all lives matter!

The Good Lord gives us permission to be “fruit inspectors” without being judgmental. I inspect fruit. I do not judge unjustly (which is prejudice). I have known many people, yellow, red, black, and white, who are fine folks. I have known many of the various color shades that are not fine folks. I cling to the former and avoid the latter, unless I can help educate the latter into the Good Lord’s grace!

Grow up, America, and get over your childishness and your hidden agendas! Move on!

(3) The Supreme Court gnat: The judicial branch has no greater or lesser power than the legislative and executive branches. The three equal branches of government can be right or wrong, based on absolute truth. Absolute truth emanates from the divine Law Giver, whose absolute moral law has existed eternally, long before the United States Constitution came into existence.

Last Monday, the Supreme Court, which doesn’t see itself to be bound by absolute moral law, “ruled” that the 1964 Civil Rights Act's prohibition against sexual discrimination in employment also banned employment discrimination based on “sexual orientation” or “gender identity.” By the way, about five years ago, the Supreme Court decided that same-sex marriage is constitutional, even if it is opposed to God's absolute morality.

Going forward, moral employers (e.g., small business owners, churches, and such) will become ongoing targets. I could write more about this, but it is a gnat.

Last Thursday, the Supreme Court's DACA “ruling” allowed illegal children of illegal alien parents to remain in the country legally. The illogic is obvious. It’s another gnat.

(4) The deck repair gnat: Yes, I know. This one is a much smaller gnat in the context of the previous three larger ones. I was aggravated, however, by a young man who needs to learn a life lesson. I hope that I am teaching him. His fine father is my friend. We need to have our deck repaired. In respect to my friend, I called his son, who repairs and replaces decks. He and I spoke once by phone. He did not want to meet in person to inspect the deck. An email exchange continued for a while. Finally, I “fired” him, which he understood, and I moved on. Afterward, we had two face-to-face visits from seasoned businessmen who inspected in person, provided suggestions, and should provide written estimates soon. We will select one of the two. That is how business should be done!

Yes, I know this was an insignificant gnat, but I had my Irish dander up for a while. I am now over it. The work will be done in the proper (old school) manner of doing business. The young man lost income. An older and wiser man will make money. The older teach the younger, as it should be done.

Conclusion

Well, I’m done, but wait! Another article is following this one today.

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Update: The Nominal, Final (12th) Massage, Norris Dam State Park 20th Hike, Age 14, and Conclusion (published 6-13-2020)

Introduction

Well, howdy to each online reader!

I started writing this article four days ago, when I worked from home. For an unknown reason, my employer thinks that it is reasonable for me to do the exact same work at home one week and then at the office the next week, in a weekly rotation.

Today, a Saturday, I’m getting around to finishing what I started. Always finish what you start, if it’s good.

The Nominal from an Everlasting Perspective

Since the Memorial Day article from 5/25/2020, a few nominal, from an everlasting perspective, events have happened. The day after I published that article, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and my “favorite” sister-in-law traveled in our car to and from their teaching jobs to do something. The school system has been closed, due to COVID-19, since 3/16/2020. Their summer break started on 6/1/2020.

Also on that day, our COVID-19 “stimulus check” from “Uncle” finally arrived. The federal money was probably borrowed from China, the nation that started the COVID-19 insanity.

On Monday, 6/1/2020, meteorological summer began! The day also started my week of work at the office. Apparently, the bureaucratic powers decided that I will work at the office one week and then from home the next week, in a weekly rotation. It’s insanity, of course! It’s easier for me to walk five seconds from the master bedroom to my home office than to drive 16.4 miles one way to do the same exact job at the office.

Wednesday, 6/3/2020, involved two items. First, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman had her most recent medical appointment for a relatively minor health problem. She’ll be fine. No, it’s not the new cold virus! Secondly, “Uncle” Skyler reached the grand age of 12. I called him, and we talked. He’s a fine young man who is coming along nicely! I’m proud of you, “Uncle” Skyler! By the way, this entry about “Uncle” Skyler is not nominal! He is important! The placement happened to be here.

On 6/6/2020, the 76th anniversary of D-Day (mentioned in the 6/6/2020 article), I had another COVID-19-compliant haircut! I’d called my barber earlier that morning to set up the compliant appointment. My barber can’t yet return to being a free barber in a free nation by taking walk-ins, as had been usual. Of course, I had a fine haircut. Afterward, I bought Molly, our “old puppy,” some treats at the Tractor Supply. I saw one person wearing a mask, among the several who were there.

As a side note, this nation has gone insane again. A white police officer is facing justice for killing a black man, whom he had placed in a very bad type of chokehold, which, apparently, killed the black man. The news and social media are rife with stories and comments. Various television channels are covering this now, instead of the new cold virus stuff.

Protests in a civilized fashion are valid, because of our God-given rights, as affirmed but not given in the Constitution. Rioting and looting, however, are not valid. It will all stop eventually. The white police officer and the other officers involved are facing judgment. I hope that the black man, who was killed, and the officers were or are ready for everlasting judgment. That’s the big picture, y’all!

Final (12th) Massage

On Sunday afternoon, 6/7/2020, I had my final (12th) deep tissue massage. That finished my one-year agreement. The massage was good, as usual. I can get along without them. If the management had sense, they would agree to my offer to set up massage appointments every eight weeks, instead of every four weeks, where I pay on the date of the massage and not in advance.

My every-four-week massages have usually been on Saturdays. I had to arrange a Sunday afternoon appointment, since the therapist, who has done most of the massages, wasn’t available the day before, which was the 76th anniversary of D-Day.

Norris #20

I have been feeling the itch to hike in the woods. I did it! My 20th hike at Norris Dam State Park is in my hiking log! There is a little trail above the west dam overlook. The trail starts on a county line, so I hiked in two counties in one day! Of course, it’s not much of a trail or much of a hike, but it was too warm and muggy for anything else. The sun was out.

The above photograph is looking roughly southeast and up on the trail (or service road) to where I was hiking next.

The above photograph looks roughly northwest and down on the same trail (service road), up which I’d just hiked.

I took all three of the above photographs a few minutes apart. I was standing in about the same spot for each image. The last one above is looking roughly northwest and down. Do you see my silver 2006 Frontier? I do! He’s resting on the paved road that leads to the west overlook.

I didn’t get enough sweat or workout in one loop. So, I hiked the little loop trail twice. I came out each time at the west overlook. The next two photographs are from the more civilized west overlook, or tourist location, on my final loop.

 

I wondered, “Who is in that blue pickup truck at the curve?” Both views look northeast. The views were grand! I’ve seen them several times.

I was ready to get back to the house. The final photograph is next.

Yes, my truck was still there, awaiting my return! Of course, I had to take off my hiking T-shirt that was soaked in sweat to change into the dry T-shirt that I had on when I'd arrived. My truck waited patiently.

Age 14

Thursday, 6/11/2020, was the anniversary of Granny Ferrell’s passing in 1971. I have fond childhood memories of Granny Ferrell. I’ll see her again at our everlasting home one of these fine days.

The next day, Friday, 6/12/2020, the elder daughter of my youngest brother and his wife turned fourteen years old! That day, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman “hunted” her a few birthday gifts. I spoke by phone with my youngest brother. His birthday daughter was too busy having fun to talk!

In June 1974, the Earl and Betty Ferrell household, which included my three younger brothers and me, moved from the Livesay farmhouse, which Mom and Dad had been renting, to our new homeplace. Mom remembered the exact move-in date. I can’t remember it, but I know that it was in June. The next month, I reached the grand age of fourteen. I started high school that fall.

Our niece, the elder daughter of my youngest brother and his wife, was a member of the Bulls Gap Lady Bulldogs basketball team that finished fourth in the state! The article from 2/9/2020 highlights that victory! That fine memory will continue to build our niece's character in a proper manner. Dear niece, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I are proud of you, your younger sister, and your godly parents! We love y’all!

Conclusion

Well, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman is in the early stages of preparing supper. Let’s eat soon, y’all! By the way, Molly, our “old puppy,” is doing very well. We have very interesting conversations at times. I’m still learning to speak dog language. Molly is learning to understand my English and Russian.

My article tomorrow may have a few remarks about the new cold virus (which some folks can’t seem to let go) and the newest racial tension drama (which is driven by propaganda and a hidden agenda).

Didn’t y’all learn the childhood song? “Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight.” Look for additional words of wisdom on this topic tomorrow, if I can get around to writing it.

Saturday, June 06, 2020

D-DAY 76th ANNIVERSARY: REMEMBER (published 6-6-2020)

D-Day, June 6th, 1944

Today, Saturday, June 6, 2020, is the 76th anniversary (inclusive) of that profound date in history. I was not born until 1960. I remember every June 6th.

The most recent article, Homeplace and Memorial Day Memories,” was published on Monday, 5/25/2020, Memorial Day. It is fitting that this article follows it.

Planned Hike in Remembrance of D-Day

My most recent hike at Norris Dam State Park was on Saturday, 3/30/2019. I've hiked there 19 times so far, including five hikes with my “bionic” joints.

I hike Norris in the warm weather, since House Mountain, “My Mountain,” has more poison oak and ivy, ticks, and snakes in warm weather. I've hiked House Mountain 170 times so far, including 34 “bionic” hikes.

Today, aside from a few folks (e.g., my ‘cuz Debbie), is anyone else remembering the anniversary of D-Day? So far, according to my “Farcebook” check, only ‘cuz Debbie and I remember.

Lord willing, tomorrow afternoon will be my 20th hike at Norris Dam State Park! I will do so, if I have enough power in my body. The planned hike will be in remembrance of D-Day in 1944.

Conclusion

Before hiking tomorrow, however, I must have my 12th and final every-four-week deep tissue massage. I started the routine on Friday, 7/5/2019. The final massage won’t hinder me. I will, Lord willing, hike Norris!

Y’all have a good supper this evening. Look for an article about my forthcoming hike at Norris! Remember D-Day!