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Tuesday, October 31, 2023

A Dog's Perspective, on Her Birthday (published 10-31-2023; article #439)

Molly, on her 7th birthday! (Photograph, 10/31/2022, 11:34 AM, by M. Fearghail.)

Publisher's Introduction

Halloween greetings, fellow spooks and haints! Welcome to the lucky 13th article, under the “pets” topic section!

Today, we celebrate the birthday of our ol' puppy, Molly! She's officially eight years old today! Read along, as we celebrate! You may also enjoy three previous articles, about Molly. For your reading pleasure, please check out: “6/19/2021, Saturday: Molly 'Super Puppy!'”, "Illegal Border Crossing: Molly is Guilty! (published 10-22-2022; article #367)”, and Molly's Birthday Fun - at Age Seven! (published 10-31-2022; article #369).

I'm glad that it rained most of the day yesterday. We've been needing it. We need more. Today, the weather went from cloudy to sunny. It's cooler. Last weekend, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman came down with a case of the crud. She worsened yesterday, but she's improving today. I'm glad that she could take sick leave from work.

I'll be back, in the conclusion. I'll step aside, since Molly wanted to write an article, to commemorate her birthday today. Ladies and gentlemen, I now introduce Molly, writing in the first person, for the first time, on this website! Take it away, Molly!

Molly Writes

Woof, woof, y'all! Yes, this is Molly! The man sometimes calls me “ol' puppy,” “Molly doggy,” “super puppy,” and “super Molly.” I like the man. I like the woman too. I've learned to write, only recently. I can say a few words, in English and Russian.

The man tells me that I'm eight years old today. I remember my mother and my siblings. I don't remember my father. He wasn't around much. When I got old enough, the human, who took care of us, gave me away to a good person. I missed my mother and siblings, but it was time for me to get out on my own!

I was a young puppy, back then. Life was good! The person played with me, and I had good food and treats. I wore a collar, with my name and the person's phone number on it, in case I got lost. I had one bad event. I got hit, in my left hip. I think that I cracked my hip bone. (When the man and the woman got me, the man took me to see my doctor, who checked me out. She said that I'd had a fracture, but it had healed perfectly.) I remember being sore for several days. The person took care of me.

I like to be outside, if it's not raining or very cold. Don't all dogs like that? When I was about eight months old, I saw many children walking on sidewalks. They were dressed in strange clothes and carrying baskets. They went to houses, and people gave them stuff! I decided to follow those kids!

Well, I got lost. Some other people, who had two dogs, found me. I stayed with them a while. It was fun! (The phone number on my tag wasn't the right one anymore.) They took care of me, and I liked their dogs. Those people couldn't keep me, with their two dogs, because they didn't have enough room, inside or outside, for us.

That's how I met the man! He came to meet me. I liked him, and he liked me. He took me to my new house! I met the woman. She liked me, and I liked her. They have a big field, behind my house. I can run, sniff, take “crappers” and “whizzers,” and defend my house! I have a big room, all to myself, where I sleep at night. I stay there, if it's raining a lot or if it's too cold. The man calls it my basement condominium. I sleep on two beds, and I have a classic rock radio that I like.

When I was age one, I remember the man taking me to my doctor. I don't remember what happened, when I was asleep. I woke up and felt good. I didn't have the bleeding that I had been having. The man said that I had been fixed. That was good!

The next day after I was fixed, the man disappeared a long time. The woman was around, but she was gone a lot too. Other people took care of me some. I missed the man. He finally came back to my home! I don't know how long he was gone. I could see him, but the woman had to push him around in a chair that had wheels on it.

Finally, the man was able to walk on his two legs. (I have four, which is better!) After more time went by, he got back to walking as he used to do.

The man still can't play chase the doggy with me, like I wish that he could. He can't run like he used to do. I'd chase him, and he would chase me! That was fun! It's okay, since he plays other games with me. I like what the man calls “old favorite” and the plastic bottle the best!

I like when the man takes me places, in his truck. I ride in a big box, with windows, in the truck bed. The box has a big pillow in it. The man gives me treats, after I get in and out! He usually takes me to my doctor. They call it annual check ups. I have fun!

The man used to take me hiking with him. I asked him how many times and when the last time was. He said that I hiked with him, on 11/26/2015 (the day humans call Thanksgiving). That was our first time. He said that he took me on 12/6/2015, 1/3/2016, 2/7/2016, and 3/6/2016. The next to last time was on 3/20/2016. He must have been hurt just after that hike. He said that the last time was on 3/17/2019 (what humans call St. Patrick's Day). I remember that one! The woman and five other humans went. Two other dogs went too! Seven humans and three dogs was fun!

I wish that the man could take me hiking again. He said that he might but that we couldn't go up the mountain. He doesn't think that he can protect me, like he used to be able to do, before he got hurt. He always uses a leash, to help me stay on the right trail. I like to sniff a lot! I might get too excited, run off sniffing, and get lost. I understand, man. Please take me on those easy trails. Please!

What did I do today? I had fun! The sun came out, and the man and I played a while. He drove off, for a time, in his truck. He told me that he was going to get “Molly doggys!” He came back with my food and treats! Good man!

I used to like to meet the kids, when they came, on my birthday, to get treats, from the man and the woman. They don't come around like they used to do.

After supper time, I look forward to spending the evening in the human part of my house! The man will play my “got 'ems” game, as much as I ask him to do! I'll go out and come back in, as much as I want to do. It's fun and relaxing. When I get sleepy, the man or the woman will take me to my condominium, so I can sleep well.

I'll be awake and ready tomorrow morning! It's what the man calls “outside doggy time!” I have “sniffers” to do! I have to protect my house and land! Sometimes skunks and wild turkeys come around! This is my house and land, but I let the man and woman live here. They take care of me. I love them.

Publisher's Conclusion

Thanks, Molly, for writing your first article! I hope that you write more! The woman and I love you too! I can't speak doggy language as well as you can speak human language. I don't even know if doggy language has a written form!

Good ol' puppy, Molly! I promise, Lord willing, that I'll take you hiking, at least on the loop trails, on House Mountain! Please don't try to get me to take you up the ridge! My “bionic” right foot and right knee can't guide you, on the leash, like it once could.

The woman and I love you too, Molly! I'm glad that you keep us!

By the way, the St. Patrick's Day hike, which Molly mentioned, was great. My youngest brother helped me guide Molly. The article is “House Mt. #156, Saint Patrick's Day: 7 Humans and 3 Dogs! (published 3-21-2019; updated 7-21-2022).”

Thursday, October 26, 2023

House Mountain Hike #182, 10-25-2023: Conversation with Mike (published 10-26-2023; article #438)

Introduction

In the article of 10/22/2023, I'd stated, “. . . the crisp, blue autumn sky was calling me into the woods, for another hike!” Yesterday, I answered that call!

Welcome, dear reader, to the the 55th article, under the “hiking” topic section! Yesterday, I hiked “My Mountain,” House Mountain, for the 182nd time! The last hike was on “May the 4th be with you,” as documented in my article and podcast, on 5/5/2023.

Please enjoy a virtual reality hike along with me! We'll hike up the west trail, reach the west bluff, then hike to the middle bluff. Please pause, with me, while I converse with Mike and offer a prayer, at the middle bluff. Then, let's hike back across and down, the same way that we'd hiked up. Thank you for joining me, in this virtual hike!

Hiking Up the West Trail & Across to the Middle Bluff (Two Photographs)

The weather is seasonably warm and sunny. A light breeze brings nature's air conditioning, to our sweaty skin. At 12:54 PM, we touch the marker, to begin our hike, up the west trail, as usual.

Since it's so dry, without much rain lately, we're gathering trail dust, instead of mud, on our hiking shoes. The usual damp or muddy areas are dusty. We are hiking up and past the four lower switchbacks, without getting winded at all. We are noticing the new trail signs, which indicate the distance hiked and the distance left to hike.

As we continue up, toward the first of the six upper switchbacks, we notice the large tree that had fallen. We check our watches. Fourteen minutes have passed, so far. We continue hiking upward. How many hikers passed us, on their way down? I remember three. Each was wearing short pants. Conversing briefly, with each person, I remarked that I wish that I'd worn short pants. The brush, poison ivy, and poison oak are far less noticeable, now that fall has arrived.

We only pause a few seconds, at times, to drink water from our canteens. It never did feel like my heart rate was increasing much. We never needed to stop, to catch our breaths. Our tickers are still in good shape, apparently.

So, why did it take us 40 minutes, to reach the west bluff? As a “lame mountain goat,” my cautiousness wasn't slowing us down that much! Perhaps it was that big black snake, which I almost touched, when I had leaned into the mountain, to touch a rock, for balance. That was after we'd passed the final switchback and were hiking west, just below the ridgeline. The snake was blending in so well, with the surroundings, that I didn't see it, until it began slithering away from us! I'm glad that it wasn't a rattlesnake or a copperhead!

Well, here we are, on the west bluff! The time is now 1:34 PM. No one else is around. The pine beetles are not too bad, but they are a little pesky.

At 1:48 PM, I am taking the following photograph, from the west bluff. It faces southwest, toward Knoxville. The fall colors are almost at peak. The colors are not as brilliant, since we've not had much rain this fall. They are still beautiful!


A minute later, I'm taking the next photograph, standing at the same spot, but looking east, toward the ridge trail. Let's hike east, along that trail, to get to the middle bluff, shall we?

Conversation with Mike & Prayer, at the Middle Bluff (Two Photographs & Podcast)

We are enjoying the scenery, as we hike east, along the gentle rises and declines, on the ridgeline. The smell of pine and cedar, through which we had passed, was refreshing! Let's pause a moment, at the first bluff. It's lower, and the rock face isn't as large. That's still a good view! I decide not to take a photograph, since I've taken many, over the years.

Photographs

Hiking along a bit farther east and up, we reach the upper middle bluff! The view, as always, is spectacular! I'll pause, to take the following photograph. The time is 2:30 PM, on the dot.

The view looks west, slightly northwest. The large rock outcropping is around us. We can see about where we had been, back at that west bluff.

In the short story of 8/5/2023 -- about our Charleston, Missouri, family reunion, the previous month -- I wrote to and promised the following, to Mike, my deceased brother-in-law.

. . . your wife gave me your “Delta Saloon, Suicide Table” cap! I've been wearing it. I look forward to taking a better self photograph, while wearing it, on a House Mountain hike! I'll be talking with you, once it's cooler, from the middle bluff of “My Mountain!”

Thank you, fellow hiker, for being silent, while I record the following podcast. It's a minute later now, at 2:31 PM. I'd promised Mike that I'd wear his cap, on House Mountain. I am keeping that promise.

Howdy, Mike! I know that you're just kidding me, when you ask, “Where's the self photograph that you promised?” The image of me, wearing your cap, is in the recording! Okay, okay, I know. I promised a photograph. It's next, before our recorded conversation!


Yes, Mike, I heard you! You asked, as if you didn't know, “Who is that gray-bearded old man?” Do you think that I'd ever paint my hair back to black? I won't even putty in the wrinkles! Now, let's record our conversation!

Podcast

Appalachian Irishman - Podcasts (YouTube) now presents “House Mountain Hike 182, 10-25-2023: Conversation with Mike (published 10-26-2023; episode 22)!” It's almost five minutes in length. It ends with my prayer to the Good Lord.

Mike's “Delta Saloon, Suicide Table” cap is on my head! I even remove it, to hold it out for better viewing. The saloon is in Virginia City, Nevada. I'd like to visit Nevada or Colorado, one of these days.

Well, now that I've fulfilled my promise to Mike, let's head out, shall we? I don't want to go down the east trail, since that top switchback is so treacherous. Let's just hike back, the way that we hiked in. Thanks for understanding.

Hiking Back Down the Way We'd Hiked Up (Two Photographs)

The time is now 2:45 PM, as we head back west, along the ridgeline. Let's pause. I'll take the next photograph, at 3:22 PM.

Ah, yes! The view, looking west, is beautiful! The smell of cedar and pine is in this area. We're almost back to the west bluff.

Well, didn't you enjoy the brief conversations with the few hikers, whom we me, as they were hiking up? Two couples stand out. Just as we left the west bluff, at 3:30 PM, the black woman and white man were pleasant. She did most of the talking. Farther down, still on the ridgeline, near the “defiant tree,” as I call it, we had a very pleasant and spiritual conversation, with our brother and sister in Christ! He's a black man, and she's his white wife. I'll remember their names, Maurice and Angela. We'd remembered meeting, a year or two ago, on a House Mountain hike. They are an outstanding, Christian husband and wife! I hope that we meet them again. Racial divisions do not exist, if we are one in Christ! I wish that this divided world could understand that.

My “bionic” right knee and right foot are not “talking” too me too much. That's good. Slow improvement still comes, day by day. The hike down, however, still takes longer. Thank you for your patience, fellow hiker.

Let's pause, at 4:29 PM, to take the next photograph. We're almost back to the parking lot now.

We're heading east, not too far from the parking lot. I may not have taken a photograph of the new bridge. It's been up a few years now. The old bridge was still good, but it had several weak and damaged boards.

Conclusion

Where's my ol' truck? He'd been the eleventh vehicle in the parking lot, when we arrived. There's fifteen vehicles here now!

There he is! He's guarding the sign, at the entrance to the parking lot! What time is it? It's 4:37 PM! Really? Our time together, in the woods, was three hours and 42 minutes!

We've got to go! I'd promised Mrs. Appalachian Irishman that I'd buy her some more of those pills, which she takes to keep her bones strong. Let's hurry up and go!

By the way, thanks for hiking with me again! As I've said many times, “any day in the woods is better than not!”

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

United Nations Day, 10-24-2023: My Commentary (published 10-24-2023; article #437)

Introduction

Will fireworks light up the sky, this evening, to celebrate the day? Did you see or were you in any parades today? Are families celebrating this day, by gathering around their firepits and enjoying s'mores? Is this a day off from work? In answer to these questions, I didn't think so.

A reader asks, “About what is he talking?” Didn't you know? Today is “United Nations Day.” I would not have known, if I hadn't glanced at my desktop calendar and noticed.

Welcome to the sixteenth article, in the worldviews in conflict topic section, dear reader! This brief article recommends the reading of the article, below, that inspired it. It denotes United Nations Day. My comments precede the conclusion, which inspires us to the true source of unity and peace.

Thanks for stopping by, to read a while! You are welcome to comment, agree or disagree. This article is one man's view. Please feel free to make it yours, if it isn't already. My worldview is correct, as I have proved and can prove again, if needed.

Inspiration for this Article

This website's “Folks, to Whom I Subscribe” section lists four other websites. I have free subscriptions, to each one. A favorite is Ileana Writes. Early this morning, I was inspired to write this article, after having read Dr. Johnson Paugh's latest article. It's the same article, on the following two websites.

“Viral Neo-Communism,” on Ileana Writes, by Dr. Ileana Johnson Paugh, 10/23/2023

“Viral Neo-Communism,” on Canada Free Press, by Dr. Ileana Johnson Paugh, 10/23/2023

I'll pause writing, so that you will have time to read her article, on either or both websites. [Ten minute pause.] Greetings, again. Globalist neo-communism, Dr. Johnson Paugh's well-phrased term, is certainly a virus. The disease is transmitted widely, by the United Nations (UN). “Useful idiots” have caught and are catching the virus, in vast majority, around the globe and in this once great nation. We, who are immune, however, are protected, and we are trying to inject the cure, into the “useful idiots,” before it's too late.

United Nations Day

On this date, in 1945, after World War II had ended, the UN Charter was ratified. This year marks the seventy-seventh anniversary of the founding.

The folks at the UN are celebrating. I read “United Nations Day Message - 24 [O]ctober 2023,” on United Nations Peacekeeping (no attribution). The unknown author states, in part, “It is our responsibility to help build that world of peace, sustainable development and human rights for all. I know we can do it. The Charter of the United Nations – which entered into force 78 years ago today – points the way. . . . We are a divided world. We can and must be united nations.”

Yesterday, this once great nation's current president told, whomever was listening, about it. I read “A Proclamation on United Nations Day, 2023,” on The White House, by Joseph R. Biden, Jr., 10/23/2023.

My Commentary

United Nations Day is today! “I'm excited,” as the author stated, in his ho-hum voice. Are you ready to watch the celebrations? What celebrations?

As cited above, the unknown author of today's UN article speaks to us, in the first person. It's our job, apparently, to build their worldview. He or she knows that we can do it. The UN Charter is their bible that points the way, in the author's mind. The anonymous author is correct, in that the world is divided. The ongoing Ukraine-Russia war (started when Russia invaded Ukraine, on 2/24/2022) and the Israel-Hamas war (started, on 10/7/2023, by the Hamas attacks) are only two examples. I agree with the author, in that the nations of the world can and should unite. The question is unite under what worldview?

As cited above, the current president of the USSA (Ununited Socialist States of America, as I prefer to call it) wrote with much pomp and fanfare, to proclaim today as United Nations Day. His proclamation is riddled with the usual socialist catch phrases, such as “climate change,” “climate crisis,” “clean energy,” and “equitable.” He references the seventeen Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) that all United Nations (UN) member states adopted in 2015.

In case you're interested, see: “The 17 Goals” -- on United Nations (UN), UN Department of Economic and Social Affairs, Sustainable Development. That mammoth conglomeration of web pages includes “169 Targets, 3,858 Events, 1,347 Publications, and 7,775 Actions.” Those socialist goals, as stated, are a “. . . blueprint for peace and prosperity for people and the planet, now and into the future.” That labyrinth, as stated, is the “heart” of the UN's The 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development.” That, as I describe it, is the UN's bible, or authoritative source, for their worldview.

Conclusion

I'd thought about adding this article, as the 68th, under the poly-tics (Greek "poly" meaning many & "ticks," blood suckers) topic section. The article, however, is more focused on worldviews in conflict.

As an aside, I didn't know that today is also “National Bologna Day,” until I did some research for this article! (Source: October 24, 2023 | National Food Day | National Bologna Day | United Nations Day, on National Day Calendar®, by Doug, 10/24/2023.) Around here, we call that fine serving of meat “baloney,” not “bologna.” I had a baloney and cheese sandwich, for the noon meal.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary has two meanings for “baloney.” The first is as I've already stated. The second is “pretentious nonsense: bunkum -- often used as a generalized expression of disagreement.” Synonyms include “balderdash” and “hogwash.”

United Nations Day, with apology to all socialists, is baloney and hogwash! Since 1945, what is the UN track record, in it's efforts to promote it's so-called peace and unity worldview? What good, practically, has been it's guide (i.e., the UN Charter)? Why are there no parades and fireworks, in every large city, in every nation? We, who are wise, know.

If every person, in every nation, could follow the biblical worldview, then global peace and unity would be achieved. Our hope should not be in the UN, but in the Prince of Peace!

The Messianic prophecy, of Isaiah 9:6-7 (written in 700-681 BC), states, in NIV translation:


For to us a child is born,
  to us a son is given,
  and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
  Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
  Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Of the greatness of his government and peace
  there will be no end.
He will reign on David’s throne
  and over his kingdom,
  establishing and upholding it
  with justice and righteousness
  from that time on and forever.
The zeal of the Lord Almighty
  will accomplish this.

Before His vicarious crucifixion, Pilate was questioning Jesus. Jesus replied, “My kingdom is not of this world. If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest by the Jewish leaders. But now my kingdom is from another place” (John 18:36, NIV). Again, answering Pilate, Jesus said, in the next verse, “You say that I am a king. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me” (John 18:37, NIV).

This article encourages all people, everywhere, to follow the Prince of Peace. He reigns over His kingdom, or church, from heaven, even now. Listen to and follow His eternal truth.

It is possible. A few days ago, by online contact with a friend and sister in Christ, I became aware of the following article. You are welcome to read: “'God Didn't Design Us to Hate:' Former Hezbollah Fighter Now Ministry Leader Recalls Encounter with Jesus,” on CBN News, 10/16/2023. Apparently, this former Hezbollah fighter, Afshin Javid, had an encounter with Jesus, which led to his conversion. His story reads similarly, to that of Saul's (who became the apostle Paul), in Acts 9:1-19; 22:3-16; 26:9-18.

Dear Lord, as my written prayer, in Jesus' name, thank you for your grace, through Christ Jesus. May this divided world unite, in peace, by following the True Source of unity and peace. Amen.

Sunday, October 22, 2023

RATMAN LIVES! (published 10-22-2023; article #436)

Preliminary Greetings with Notes on Hiking & Yesterday's Game

Greetings, dear reader, on a seasonably warm and clear Sunday afternoon. I started writing this article yesterday.

Yesterday, in the early afternoon, as I began to write, the crisp, blue autumn sky was calling me into the woods for another hike! The light breeze would have been natural air conditioning. It's doing so again today. Yesterday, I set aside the call to hike for a couple of days to tend to household chores, watch college football, and start writing this article. Today, the article is finished and published.

Georgia was off yesterday. Yesterday, I wrote, “Will Tennessee (#17 AP) beat Alabama (#11 AP) in Tuscaloosa? Writing this introduction, before the 3:30 PM kickoff, I predict, sadly, Tennessee 17, Alabama 24. Go Vols! Beat Bama!” Unfortunately, the loss was 20-34.

Yesterday, at halftime, the Vols were ahead, 20-7. I told Mrs. Appalachian Irishman that, if Tennessee wins, I'll put on an orange Vols tee-shirt and walk around the subdivision. She could video record me interacting with neighbors. I wish that I would have had to do that! In the second half, the Vols were scoreless, but Alabama awakened and scored 27 points. In the third quarter, Coach Heupel chose to go for fourth and a yard on the Vols' 47-yard line. They could not get one yard. The turnover on downs led to an Alabama touchdown. Midway into the fourth quarter, the Tennessee quarterback fumbled while being sacked. Alabama recovered and ran 24 yards for a touchdown. That was the nail in the Vols' coffin! Without mistakes by the head coach and the quarterback, the score would have been 20-20.

Alas, this is not the 14th article in the Sports topic section. Let's move on to Ratman!

Introduction

Welcome to the 108th article under the Humor topic section! The most recent article and podcast, from 10/18/2023, about my Bigfoot story, recalled a few memories from my senior year in high school. Returning to high school memories, this is the story of Ratman. He was created, as far as I know, in 1978, during my senior year in high school. Ratman returned sometime in the late 1980s. He reappeared on 4/11/2023. Ratman still lives!

Ratman's Creation in 1978

My senior year was from the fall of 1977 to the spring of 1978, graduating that year. About 25 or 30 classmates and I were in Mrs. Minor's Advanced Math class. I believe it was the spring of 1978. Mrs. Minor was a dear soul. We students, however, got away with several shenanigans.

For example, once during class, we seniors wove thin lines of clear fishing line around our desk and chair legs. Mrs. Minor didn't notice our stealth mischief. At the end of class, while leaving, we stepped carefully over the web that we had set to trap the next class of juniors. As those juniors started entering the classroom, we saw and heard quite a bit of tripping and carrying on as the line that they were stumbling into kept pulling desks around them! That was fun!

Student desks were set up in rows that ran horizontally before Mrs. Minor's desk. The row that I was in was next to the farthest from Mrs. Minor. My desk was at the front of the row, near the door. Behind me sat Larry. Behind him sat Phillip. The three of us involved ourselves in a good bit of non-mathematical mischief. I had overcome my grade school shyness.

Ratman was created, as far as I know, in Mrs. Minor's advanced math class at the Rogersville High School in the spring of 1978. Phillip and Larry were artists. One of them invented Ratman. They drew his image several times, often like cartoon strips. They shared their Ratman drawings with me. I did my best to copy Ratman.

A few of us seniors had started an underground newspaper, which we distributed at the high school. We wrote under pseudonyms. Mine was I.M. Pitts. Ratman was in almost every edition, as drawn by Larry or Phillip.

Ratman became a legend. He, however, went on a prolonged sabbatical for about a decade.

The Return of Ratman in the Late 1980s!

Skipping forward about a decade, Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I were living in Charleston, Missouri. (See the 8/5/2023 short story for more details.) Sam (short for Samantha) was a lady barber whose shop was on Main Street. She cut my hair. Sam, a few years older than me, and I shared a similar sense of humor. One conversation brought Ratman back to the forefront of my memories.

Ratman returned! One day, probably in the late 1980s, I drew the following image of him.

I.M. Pitts' late 1980s original drawing (scanned on 4/11/2023).

The caption by I.M. Pitts, my high school pseudonym, reads, “Revived from Mrs. Minor's Advanced Math class, Rogersville High School, 1978 -- RATMAN® lives!”

Ratman himself stated simply and profoundly, “I have returned!” I was glad to have brought him back from his long sabbatical.

Back in late 1982 or early 1983, I bought a new Bible, the King James Version. It is The Open Bible by Thomas Nelson, publishers. I still have that Bible, along with newer ones. Back then, I had placed my Ratman drawing in between two front pages of that Bible for safekeeping.

Ratman Reappeared on 4/11/2023!

I still have that Bible. It has been with me and used in Tennessee, Missouri, India, and Russia. Page edges are somewhat worn. I have written many notes along the edges of pages and on blank pages. That Bible has been an excellent tool for study, evangelism, ministry, teaching, and preaching. I have used silver duct tape to strengthen the worn binder. My Ratman drawing was secured in that Bible wherever it was with me. Ratman, thus, became an international traveler!

On 4/11/2023, I noticed my late 1980s drawing of Ratman, still in between two front pages, in my old Bible. I had been using that Bible while studying and interacting online in the context of my then upcoming article that debunked the binitarian doctrine (4/18/2023 article). I scanned my Ratman drawing, in the above image, to preserve it electronically.

Ratman Lives!

Early yesterday afternoon, when I started writing this article, I took the photograph below of my late 1980s drawing of Ratman. It was resting on the Bible that I bought in 1982 or 1983. Unlike me, Ratman still looks the same as he did in the late 1980s.

Photograph by M. Fearghail, 10/21/2023, 1:27 PM

Yes, Ratman still lives! He is resting as usual between two front pages of my old Bible. That Bible, along with newer ones, is readily available in my home office.

Conclusion

I see that a reader has asked, “Who is Ratman?” The creator(s) of Ratman back in 1978 explained to me that Ratman is a benevolent and good superhero. He uses his superpowers to do good and stop evil. As I recall, his creator(s) drew several cartoon strip episodes in which Ratman, in his witty manner, took down various super villains.

Yesterday, my youngest brother reached the milestone age of fifty. He had to work doing inventory on his birthday. I called him late in the afternoon when I knew that he'd be home from work. His wife and two teenage daughters were preparing his regular (pardon the pun) birthday cake. He likes prune cake for his birthday. The tradition started when Mom, at his request, started making him prune cakes for his birthday. It became a regular tradition. (Again, pardon the pun.)

Brother, I had planned to publish this article yesterday on your birthday. Here's your birthday present, a day late!

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

My Bigfoot Story: Yes, It's True (published 10-18-2023; article #435)

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Introduction

Greetings, dear reader, and welcome to this 27th article in the AppalachiaUpper East TN topic section. My story took place in the region. Yes, it is a true story. The above citation from Google Maps shows the approximate location on the knoll, identified by the red locator balloon.

The inspiration for this article came to me on Friday the 13th, 2023, as the next section explains. The life context was the 2023 Israel-Hamas war, which Hamas started on 10/7/2023. It is still ongoing. This man of peace is praying for peace. The annual Heritage Days Festival in my hometown, Rogersville, Tennessee, started on that Friday the 13th. Also, that evening, the Rogersville High School senior class of 1978 held its 45th reunion (counting the graduation year as our first reunion). The event was held at the Davidson Farm/Country Store beginning at 6 PM. Once again, the start time was too late for my wife and me to attend. Finally, thoughts came to my mind about the next-day birthday of our niece, the youngest daughter of my youngest brother and his wife. She would turn 14 years old. Interestingly, an annular solar eclipse occurred on her birthday. Source: NASA: 2023 Annular Eclipse: Where & When.

This is my true story. It begins with further elaboration on the inspiration for this story. Afterward, I present my written story in this article and then orally in the embedded podcast. The conclusion is up to you, dear reader.

Inspirations for This Article

There are three: initial, childhood, and current. This section elaborates briefly on each.

Initial Inspiration

My good friend, Jim, is mentioned favorably in the first and second articles from 10/24/2021. The subject line of Jim's 10/12/2023 email was “'Bigfoot' caught on camera in Colorado?” His email included only a link with no comments to the following article: “'Bigfoot' caught on camera during couple's romantic getaway in Colorado: Shannon and Stetson Parker shared videos and pictures that they claim prove Bigfoot's existence.” Fox News, by Chris Eberhart, 10/12/2023. About halfway into the article, it states:

The pictures and videos from a moving train are the latest blurry visuals that some people claim prove Bigfoot is real.

On Friday the 13th, I read the article, saw the photographs, and watched the videos. That was the initial inspiration for this article.

Childhood Inspirations

Childhood inspirations for this article are at least two. The one-minute Patterson film tops the list. Since childhood, I have watched it several times. Television shows about Bigfoot still feature it. Seven frames are available to view online at IMDb.com: Patterson-Gimlin Film: Original title: Bigfoot, 1967.

Additionally, grade school friends and I saw the 1972 movie “The Legend of Boggy Creek” at the Roxy Theatre in my hometown. (The theatre is gone now.) The movie frightened us, especially since we frequently camped out overnight in backwoods locations. The official trailer, just under two minutes long, is viewable online at Legend of Boggy Creek: The Legend of Boggy Creek. (The movie can be purchased or rented on YouTube.) I bought the movie on DVD several years ago. My wife and I watch it about once a year. It still bothers me.

Ongoing Inspirations

The first two ongoing inspirations are the television shows Animal Planet: Finding Bigfoot and Travel Channel: Expedition Bigfoot. Mrs. Appalachian Irishman seems to enjoy watching the shows with me. She never says, “Not another Bigfoot show!” The remote stops on those shows, whenever I catch them, while browsing through thousands of channels with nothing much to watch. The shows are somewhat intriguing and don't bother me. The evidence presented is often sketchy.

The rather personal and ongoing inspiration, of course, is my story. The written version is next. My embedded audiovisual version follows afterward. This is a true story.

My Written Story

The events took place on subsequent Fridays in the fall of 1977. I will never forget what happened.

The First Friday

It was a Friday in late September 1977, at the beginning of my senior year in high school. The location was in northeast Hawkins County, Tennessee. Bill and Randy, two friends both my age, lived a few miles away. Those two friends, Bill's younger brother, my younger brother (closest to me in age), and I camped out overnight more times than I can remember. We even camped out in tents during the winter on snow-covered ground. Those were some rather memorable cold nights and mornings!

A buddy named Gary, my age, lived closer by in the Sunset Hills subdivision. (He passed away two years ago at the age of 61.) Gary had never been camping overnight. He was interested in a young lady, Helen, who lived farther back and near the woods in the same subdivision. Gary wanted me to take him camping on the knob, which was high above and far behind her house. Apparently, Gary wanted to prove his devotion to the young lady. I agreed to take Gary camping overnight on a Friday after school.

The knob was on land that Randy's family owned. Neither Randy nor Bill wanted to camp with Gary and me, but Randy's parents allowed the two of us to camp out overnight on their land.

The early evening weather was mostly cloudy and warm as Gary and I started hiking up north through the woods to reach the knob. We needed only tee-shirts, but we carried light jackets. The ground was dry, since it had not rained in days. We hiked up to the ridgeline, which runs west to east. Over the years, Randy's family and their cattle blazed the narrow trail up to the ridgeline. We called it the main trail. Gary and I reached a flat and fairly open spot on the ridgeline where Bill, Randy, and I had camped before.

From that location, Gary and I continued west (or left) and hiked up a short and steep distance to reach the knob. At the knob, the mountain sloped sharply down on three sides (to the south, farther west, and north). The short, steep, and narrow trail from the ridgeline to the knob had been blazed by bears, deer, wolves, foxes, and other animals. We called it the animal trail. The Dublins, as locals called the thick and hilly woods, are behind (or northeast of) the ridgeline and knob. Hunters spotted bears in the Dublins at times. Bill, Randy, and I had camped overnight in the Dublins before. One night, we thought that we saw deer eyes near our camp. The next morning, we saw bear tracks in the damp ground not far from our campsite.

Returning to that Friday evening, dusk began to fall quickly, once we reached the knob, the highest point on that mountain. We started to set up camp beside and south of a large tree. The ground was fairly flat there. Nearby and to our northeast, several large rocks protruded from the ground. A large fallen tree was about fifteen yards to the east of and below our campsite. We passed that fallen tree to reach our makeshift campsite. I unrolled my sleeping bag. Gary unrolled my brother's sleeping bag, which he had borrowed. We didn't set up my tent. Turning cooler, we put on our light jackets. I got out my cooking kit and the food and gathered fallen branches to start the fire. Dry leaves on the ground made starter kindling.

Not long after I struck the match and started the kindling, Gary and I both heard the same sound.What was that?” we both whispered as we looked in surprise at each other. Crouching beside the slowly building fire, we remained silent, listened, and looked around. We could see trees, branches, rocks, and the fallen tree. Darkness had fallen. The moon, still mostly full, would appear at times as clouds passed by. The moon was behind clouds at the time.

We heard loud, deep, gruff, and growling sounds. It was like heavy breathing taken between steps when something large is walking. We could hear footsteps in long strides between the sounds. The steps sounded like a two-legged, not four-legged, mammal. At 17, I had hiked and camped in the woods often. I knew how a four-legged animal, such as a deer or a cow, sounds, when it is walking or running on dry and leafy ground. The sounds and two-legged steps were slowly approaching us, coming up the same trail that we had come up on to arrive at our campsite. We heard what we heard, but we could not see what was making the noise. The entity, whatever mammal it was, was still several yards below us and to our east.

The unseen mammal, still breathing gruffly, stopped behind the large fallen tree, about fifteen yards east of and below us. We could hear whatever it was shaking nearby tree branches and rustling leaves on the ground. The unknown being moved a few feet to the north, which was to our left, as we faced the fallen tree. It was now behind a large rock outcropping. Remaining there for a while, it was still breathing gruffly and shaking nearby branches and rustling leaves.

Gary asked, “What should we do?” I said, “Let's roll up the sleeping bags. I'll pack up the food.” We did. The entity was still behind the rock outcropping, making the gruff sounds, shaking tree branches, and rustling leaves. My backpack always included a small bottle of kerosene to use to help start a fire if needed. I also carried a hunting knife in a sheath on my belt. I had already added larger and longer tree limbs to build up the fire.

The mysterious, two-legged mammal, still making the gruff noises, moved back onto the path near the fallen tree. We still could not see what it was. The darkness, distance, and thick tree cover blocked our view. Suddenly, we heard it start to walk slowly up and closer to us!

Instinctively, thinking this creature will either kill me or I will kill it, I poured kerosene from the small bottle onto the fire. That stoked up the flames. I took my hunting knife from the sheath with my left hand. With my right hand, I picked up the largest burning branch. As the entity, which I still could not see, continued to come up and closer, I jumped up forward into the air with my knife in one hand and the fiery branch in the other. Also, I yelled as loudly as I could! When my feet hit the ground, around ten feet away and farther down from where I had jumped, I realized that I had not died or struck anything.

A steep and deep ravine was below us and to our southeast. Gary and I heard, after my jump and hollering, the strange creature running in long strides on two legs, as it sounded to me, down into that ravine. We could hear tree branches snapping and leaves crunching as it ran. The strange entity stopped. We couldn't see it. It stayed silent and was no longer making the gruff breathing sounds or shaking anything. The forest became completely silent.

I whispered to Gary, “Let's get out of here.” Using my flashlight to help us see the trail, Gary and I hiked with our gear down and out very quietly and slowly, heading east and down to the main ridgeline. I was cupping a hand over the flashlight, so the light would not be too visible. At the main ridgeline, we turned south (to our right) and headed down to come out of the woods. The forest was still completely quiet. We could hear only our breathing and muffled footsteps, as we hiked slowly and quietly. We didn't speak to each other. The moon had been behind clouds all this time.

Gary and I reached what I call the lower camping spot. It was a small and level clearing, not too far into the woods. Bill, Randy, and I camped there often. The trail from the ridgeline, down which we had hiked, was now behind (or north) and above us. The ravine, down into which the unknown mammal had run from the knoll, was just to our west. We wondered if the entity was still there, silently near us. At that moment, the clouds parted. The nearly full moon shone brightly. We could see better by the moonlight.

I affirm—to the Lord above, before whom I will stand on judgment day, and to you, dear reader—that Gary and I both saw far behind and above us on that ridgeline, where we had been, a tall and bulky figure standing upright on two feet. It did not move. We were relieved that it wasn't near us in the ravine. Cold chills ran through me. We could make out what appeared to be two legs, a large torso, two arms, broad shoulders, and a head. What looked like two eyes appeared to glow green. It was not a tree that looked like such a figure to our frightened imagination. Trees were visible and very distinct around that figure. The entity, from that distance, seemed to be staring at us. It must have moved stealthily from the ravine up to the ridgeline.

Gary and I turned away and quickly hiked south, back to where his car was parked near Randy's house. He drove me home and then drove himself home. My parents were surprised that I had returned, since they expected me back the next morning. I told them what had happened. Believing me, they were thankful that Gary and I had not been hurt. I went to bed.

The Next Few Days

I don't think that I saw Bill, Randy, or Gary until the next week at the high school. Gary and I didn't talk much about our experience in the woods. We did share what we remembered with each other. Those memories were identical. Gary said that he would never go camping again. We lost touch after high school graduation, and he passed away a couple of years ago. I don't know if he ever camped out again.

I shared the experience with Bill and Randy. Bill believed me. Randy, however, made fun of it. I challenged them, especially Randy, to camp out at the flat and fairly open spot on the ridgeline, where we had camped before. I did not want to return to that knoll. To this day, I have never been back to it.

Bill and Randy agreed that we would camp out that coming Friday after school on the ridgeline campsite. We did.

The Next Friday

That next Friday, Bill's younger brother and my younger brother (next to me in age) joined us. There were five of us. Randy brought a loaded pistol. Chidingly, I asked him why he brought a pistol if he didn't believe what I had told him.

The temperature was still warm enough, so we didn't pitch tents. We built a fire that faced the north slope of the ridgeline. Next, we lined up our five sleeping bags in a row fairly near to and south of the fire. The knoll was up and to our west (or left) as we faced the fire. Since no one else wanted the spot closest to the knoll, I took it.

The evening camping routine started. Using our cooking kits, we make supper from food we brought with us. It was a delicious beef and bean stew. We ate well.

In the darkness, we talked and kidded with each other as teenage boys do. The sky was fairly clear. The moonlight was better than the Friday before. We were enjoying another overnight camping trip. At times, Randy kidded me by asking, “Where's the creature?”

All of a sudden, while we were talking, all five of us heard the same loud, deep, gruff, and growling sounds, like heavy breathing, that Gary and I had heard the Friday evening before on the knoll. The vocalizations were from far below and north of us. Whatever was making the sounds was at the bottom of the ravine, down around the steep north side of the ridgeline. We also heard sounds of tree branches shaking and leaves rustling.

We already had a good-sized fire going. We added on more wood. I poured kerosene from my small bottle onto the fire. We now had what looked like a bonfire. In a clear area, we knew that we would not start a forest fire.

The five of us remained silent, listening to the growling and branch shaking. Eventually, the noise stopped. I don't recall how long we heard all that. It must have been several minutes. We never did hear anything walking as Gary and I had. I did not hear a howl on either Friday evening.

The five of us determined that it was safe to spend the night on the ridgeline. Each of us in turn, however, took a turn watching while the others slept. None of us heard the disturbing sounds again. It was gone. Randy, however, did turn from skeptic to believer. Finally, he believed the story about the experience on the knoll that Gary and I had on the previous Friday.

Early the next morning, we fixed our breakfast, packed up our gear, and hiked back down and out to Randy's house. Our camping group never did camp on the ridgeline again.

As the years went by, I lost contact with Randy. Bill and I keep in touch. At times, he still asks me if I remember the experience that the five of us had camping on the ridgeline. My younger brother and I rarely talk about the experience. When we do, we both remember the same details.

My Verbal Story

Over the decades, I have shared both sequential Friday encounters with family members and several friends. I do not seek opportunities to share it. It comes up in conversations. For a week each summer from 1982 to 1984, I served as a counselor at Hillbrook Christian Camp near Knoxville, Tennessee. Occasions arose to tell my story to many of the campers and other counselors.

After Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I were married, we served as counselors at Bootheel Youth Camp near Bloomfield, Missouri. We served for a week each summer from about 1986 to 1993. Again, as others told their campfire stories, I told my story. From year to year, boys who had heard my story the previous year asked me to tell it again.

I don't seek opportunities to tell my story. It still bothers me and gives me cold chills to tell it. While writing about the experience in this article, I have felt cold chills.

The verbal sharing of my story on Appalachian Irishman – Podcasts (YouTube) is titled, “My Bigfoot Story: Yes, It's True (published 10-18-2023; episode 21).” Verbally, I tell it in a more natural style than I have in these written words. The episode is just over 30 minutes long.

The verbal recording was from my home office. I had wanted to hike House Mountain and record it from the middle bluff. The weather was seasonably warm and clear with a crisp and blue sky. Molly, our eight-year-old “puppy,” however, was favoring her left front leg. I decided to stay at home to tend to her. Later on, Molly seemed to be better! She was back to running around as usual.

Conclusion

Thanks, Jim. Your 10/12/2023 email inspired this article and the embedded audiovisual episode! I will respond by email to your email once this article is published so you can know.

This has been my true story. I call it my Bigfoot story, since I don't know what else the creature could have been. I have thought that it could have been a bear, but a bear doesn't run upright on two legs. Of course, a bear can stand upright on two legs for a while. Further, I have thought that it could have been a large man in the woods trying to scare us on both Friday evenings. The loud, deep, gruff, and growling sounds could have sounded like a bear, but they did not sound like any man I have ever heard.

My mind remains open. Sufficient evidence appears to indicate that Bigfoot (Sasquatch, Yeti) may exist. I may have heard one in a close encounter and seen it from a distance back in September 1977.

The conclusion is up to you, dear reader. What do you think the creature was?