Introduction
The weather yesterday (Saturday, 3/19/2022) was mostly cloudy. Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I did the usual errands and chores. Amazingly, she “felt her oats” well enough to shop vacuum the basement condominium for Molly (our “old puppy”)! She even helped a cousin set up his new semi-intelligent phone (which is similar to ours).
After another best clip haircut at Tony's Best Clips, my 2006 Frontier had a good handwashing at Synergy Auto Wash – Halls. Then, I managed to find enough items for Molly at the Tractor Supply. Finally, I had to spend one of our gold bricks to fill up my truck with gasoline. Even at the half-full mark, it cost me one gold brick. “I am not kidding, folks.” Who says that? Is it not the first president of the Ununited Socialist States of America (USSA)?
Email from the “Ununited” States Post Office (USPS.com)
The “Ununited” States Postal Service (USPS) website provides an option to sign up for free emails. They tell folks about postal mail that is coming. I signed up a few months ago.
Yesterday at 8:37 AM, the USPS emailed me about the mail that we would get that day. Mail arrives as early as 11 AM or as late as 2 PM. Usually, the mailman delivers around noon. The reason for the variations is unknown.
The email indicated that the arriving mail would tell us how to get free at-home COVID-19 test kits! I was very excited! Don't worry. My sarcastic tongue is placed firmly in my cheek.
I kept wondering when the mail would arrive. We were already back home after the errands. Finally, at 4:29 PM, the mailman arrived! That set the record for the latest ever delivery! The advertisement for free at-home COVID-19 test kits wasn't there! I thought we had been robbed.
I opened the USPS email again. Earlier, I had not read the fine print. The image below is from yesterday's USPS email. Can you read the fine print?
Conclusion
We were not robbed! The USPS email had included a federal government advertisement that offered free made-in-China test kits to test for the China virus! The fine print states, “No physical mail is associated with this notification.”
The federal government is buying test kits made in China and giving them away. Our federal taxes are used to buy Chinese test kits to test for the China virus. I cannot make this stuff up, folks!
Okay, keep laughing! Laughter is good for the soul! By the way, I know that the test kits are made in China. I have seen them sold in stores. The boxes read, “Made in China.”
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