Are y'all still with me? This third article is the halfway point! This one gets a bit more interesting and – hopefully – entertaining!
This is a follow up to my 9/21/2021 article, “RATE THE PLATES IS ON! (Published 9/21/2021).” That was a funny article, if I do say so myself!
Blue Plate Special
Despite my valiant efforts, of 9/21/2021, the vote early and often gang won, sadly. The TN Department of Revenue had announced the winning plate design. It was the “blue plate special.” The image, below, is from the TN Department of Revenue, Automobile Plate (In God We Trust) page.
The minority of atheists out there have the option to remove “in God we trust.” I suggest, strongly, that atheists figure out how to trust the Good Lord – before it's too late!
For my Tennessee readers, I am sure that you either have the plate on your vehicle or have seen the plate on vehicles. Our '08 Honda Civic has to get a new plate next month. Our '06 Nissan Frontier has to get a new plate in December.
License Plate Options!
Most of the folks, whom I know, do not care for the “blue plate special.” There are other options!
The good 'ol TN Department of Revenue offers “over 100 specialty license plates.” (That's a quote from their website.) They even have a YouTube video, to brag about the options. (You can click to skip the advertisement.)
“Over 100” is an understatement! I counted 180 specialty plates! Mrs. Appalachian Irishman is selecting the specialty plate for her car.
I smell a conspiracy! I speculate that the TN Department of Revenue, somehow, picked the ugliest plate of the original options – on which they wanted anyone (legal, illegal, in state, out of state, in country, or international) to vote.
The TN Department of Revenue hoped that many folks would pay the extra, to get those nicer “specialty plates.” That's what Mrs. Appalachian Irishman and I will do! We will donate to a couple of good causes – just to avoid that ugly “blue plate special!”